Author's Notes: Okay, first of all, this is the effect of reading too much KH yaoi for the past three to four months. I admit on going online from 4 pm to 7 am just reading fanfictions. It's my current obsession, really. Second of all, this is my first yaoi fic (I've made other fics but I didn't post them…they're not yaoi anyway.) so forgive me if didn't work out too well. Lastly, I would really appreciate it if you give me comments, suggestions and other things that involve reviewing. Constructive criticisms are also welcomed. I'll give you cookies if you do. (This is a shameless attempt to get reviews…I know.)
Summary:"Let's pretend that we're dating and hopefully, make them jealous." It was a risk they're willing to take. At first they thought it was a foolproof plan, but things go tumbling down when Love decided to join them.
I didn't really elaborate the summary, sorry. I will for the next few days, don't worry. I have a tendency to change summaries anyway.
Pairings:RxS, a bit of one-sided AxelxSora and RikuxRoxas…others to be mentioned later as the story progresses.
Warning:This is a yaoi/shounen-aific, meaning, there'll be boys lusting over other boys, boys kissing boys and all that drama concerning boys. If you are offended by it, please do yourself a favor and click the back button on the upper left corner of your browser. Don't say I didn't warn you.
Disclaimer:I don't own Kingdom Hearts because if I did, it would certainly not be a kid's game and Sora is already Riku's slave. –wink wink-
Credits: Thanks to Scarlet Angel for being a good beta! I love you too darling. Haha.
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Sora's POV
My family and I are originally from Destiny Islands. Yes, that place where bodies of water flocked together. I really loved that place. It's so peaceful and the people are great! But when I was about eight, my mother took me and left my father and brother. Of course being a child, I didn't really understand why she left them. I asked her, but she just smiled sadly and ruffled my hair. I noticed that she looked stressed out so I just remained silent. She took me to a place called Twilight Town. Apparently, she already has a house there, much bigger than our old home in Destiny Islands. So I asked her another question, I remembered that question was 'Mom, are we rich?' I was guilty for the fact that a lot of toys, video games, gadgets and other things roamed around my mind while I asked that question. She smiled and nodded. I never asked another question after that.
As the days, months, years passed, I grew a lot smarter and stronger. I wasn't the naïve little Sora anymore who only thought about being rich/owning a LOT of toys and other kid's stuff. I learned that my parents got divorced, my mom came from a wealthy family, and my grandparents didn't like my father and other stuff not worth mentioning. I was devastated at first when I understood that my parents didn't love each other anymore, but life goes on.
After about five years, my mom received a call from someone I didn't know. I remember her quickly getting her clothes and other stuff and told me not to leave the house/mansion until she came back. Days later, she came back…with my twin brother, Roxas. Of course, I was happy. It's been a long time since I've seen him. We didn't really have contact when we got separated. I heard from my mother that my father died because of an illness. I was depressed for a week thanks to that news. But then again, I was glad that Roxas will stay with us from now on. Life is good, sometimes…
"Sora!!!" a deep voice cut my deep thought.
"H-huh?" I blinked and stared at my redheaded companion/best friend.
"I knew it. You weren't listening to me for the past five minutes, didn't you?" he began to pout although it couldn't match Sora Hisokawa ULTRA pout©
Axel…Axel…why do you have to be so darn sexy without even doing anything? Why do you have to be some kind of a sex god that'll bring me down to my knees in a matter of seconds? Why do you have to be my best friend instead of being my lover?
And a hand smacked my head ending my wonderful thoughts of the Almighty Axel Daisuke.
"OWWWWWWWW!!!!!" I clutched my head and began to whine…what? I NEED to look cute when HE'S around.
"You're spacing out again. Man, you have some issues." He shrugged then ruffled my hair making it even spikier than it's supposed to. I don't mind it though. It makes me look even sexier…even cuter…thus more attention from Axel. I'm goddamn obsessed!
"But you didn't have to hit me so hard!!!" I glared at him then, used my Sora Hisokawa ULTRA pout©
"Argh…don't pout kid! NOOOOOOO!!!" he covered his eyes to avoid the evil pout. Take that bitch! I mean…uh…just forget it.
"No one can resist my pout! NO ONE!!! MUAHAHAHHA!!" I began to laugh so maniacally that could even send Hitler running for the hills. Just then, I felt a hand on my shoulder. I turned around and met azure eyes that could match mine.
"Hello Rox!" I grinned and looked at the guy at his back. His aquamarine eyes stared at me for a second then it went to Axel.
"And hello to you too Riku!" I smiled halfheartedly at the guy and he smiled back. Meet my brother's best friend: Riku Masaki. Actually, we don't really get along that well. For some reason, I tend to get annoyed at him easily. And I admit, he's hot but MY Axel's hotter. Yes mine, so back off.
"Hey Sor-Sor, Axel." Roxas grinned, evilly. That freakishly evil nickname…God I HATE it! My mother and brother just know how to piss me off. But I will control myself….for Axel. Again, I admit, I'm obsessed. I'm an Axel fanboy. I could really make a religion dedicated to Axel and call it 'Axelism.'
"Roxie…you know I hate that nickname…" Two can play this game.
"Aww…but Sor-Sor, you didn't mind us calling you that when you were younger…" He's pushing his luck.
"But Roxie…that was like twelve years ago…and we were still so innocent back then, shielded from the world's evilness." He's going to get it.
"Oh yeah…that was the time when you received Mr. Snuffly McHuggabear…do you remember?" He smirked at me…I'm going to annihilate him.
"Right…and you received BunnyWaffles…You love her so much as far as I can remember." I'm losing!! NOOOOOO!!!
"But I stopped playing with her when we're four. You, on the other hand, refuse to sleep without him from the moment you laid your eyes on him." Okay…I WILL NOT LET HIM LIVE!!! And thus, I came running after him all around the campus.
Riku's POV
I watched the two Hisokawa brothers bicker as if Axel and I didn't exist. I didn't mind it though; it was very amusing even though it's the same routine every morning. Why? Because Roxas is cute when he's arguing with his brother. Okay, you got me. I have this obsession for my best friend. It's not normal, I know. But hey, I couldn't stop myself whenever his beautiful azure eyes bore into mine, when the wind blows through his golden locks, when his smiles bring sunshine to my rainy day. It's kinda corny but hey, Riku Masaki is IN LOVE…with his BEST FRIEND.
Actually, the second anniversary of my undying love for Roxas will be next week, Wednesday to be exact. It's the day wherein I again, try to tell him that I love him, hopefully I wouldn't run away again like I did last year. What? Thanks to that piece of sunshine, I've been single for almost two years, which is CERTAINLY NOT acceptable. Why? I'm the almighty Riku Masaki who broke up with twenty girls in a span of three months.
An interesting fact for you: I'm a closet bisexual and loving it.
I began to look at Axel, who smirked at me and pointed the two heading to our direction. They stopped, flopped down on the ground and began gasping for air.
"I hate you Roxas! I told you not to mention Mr. Snuffly McHuggabear!" Sora said, breathing heavily. Although he looks like MY Roxas, he's not really my type. Why? He's too innocent. But thanks to that innocence, he got a place in the school's seven wonders. Axel, Roxas and I are also included. The bad part is a lot of crazy fangirls are ALWAYS trying to harass (read: molest) us.
"Well, if you just took the joke lightly maybe the existence of Mr. Snuffly McHuggabear won't be revealed!" Ahh…the sweet voice of Roxas is music to my ears.
"But! BUT!!!!" Poor Sora, couldn't give a witty response to Roxas. Roxas: 300 Sora: 0.
"It's no use Sora, it's hard to argue with Roxas, with that brain of yours of course. I bet the teachers just found you adorable to the point of giving you an A-." I smiled on the boy lightly and he just pouted. Cute. Wait, Roxas should be the only one who's cute.
"Axeeeeel….they're ganging up on me! Help your poor defenseless best friend!" He whined…God, he loves doing it too much.
"Hate to break it to you kid but Riku is right. Every time you and Roxas argue, you always end up losing and whining. And you're so cute and adorable that the teachers found it fair to give you an A-." Ouch…I pity Sora, truth bites.
"Fine! It's always three against one! I'm leaving! Hmph!" the kid marched down to the other building, his best friend trying to catch up with him. Yes! My Roxas and I are finally alone!! Thank god! I wonder if I should ask him to hang out (read: date) later? It would be so much fun! Then I'll drag him to the bedroom and then…then…
"Hey Riku, still alive? Mr. Vexen needs to talk to me so I need to go to the laboratory. Catch you later!" My thoughts were cut short as I saw my best friend heading towards the other building.
Great, ten seconds you two were alone and then poof…nadda…gone.
Life's a bitch…sometimes.
Sora's POV
Grr…curse those three!! No one and I mean no one, not even Axel, messes with me. NO ONE Y'HEAR!!! Those three will pay! They will pay…dearly. Oh yes…what to do…what to do…should I lock them somewhere else and leave them there until someone finds them? Should I manipulate their photos then put up posters advertising them to all those perverted fags who need calls in the middle of the night? Should I burn their favorite things? What else…what else….
And my evil thoughts were interrupted…by Axel.
"Hey, I'm sorry about earlier…" So he thinks I'll forgive him that easily eh? I guess I'll just prove him wrong.
"You think I'll forgive you that easily?" Lesson: Never piss me off.
"Oh c'mon Sora…it's just a joke." Blah blah…not listening!
"It's not funny Axel." Take that.
"Soraaaaaa…do I have to kneel in front of you?" That sounded nice…after getting my revenge of course!
"…" Talk to the wall dude.
"Guess I'll just buy ice cream alone then…bye Sora." Yes, walk away you sad kicked puppy….walk away in—WAIT. What did he just say?! DID HE JUST SAY THE HOLY WORD ALSO KNOWN AS ICE CREAM?!?!
"Wait Axel!! Buy me ice cream! Double Dutch! Cookies and cream! Strawberry! Vanilla!! EVERY YUMMY FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM KNOWN TO MAN!!!" Buy me ice cream and all is forgotten.
Riku's POV
Since Roxas is SO kind and loving, I was forced to go home alone. But then again, I'm a bit hungry with all that killer learning so I guess I should get a snack first. Hm, which is better? Burgers or ice cream? Damn, it's hot…ice cream then. If only Roxas is here, maybe I wouldn't be forced to eat ice cream alone. Why does fate have to be a bitch?
Luckily, the ice cream parlor isn't that far from the campus. I can't even walk for about 50 meters without asking someone to pick me up unless I'm with Roxas. Hell, I would give anything just to be with that kid.
So I finally reached the ice cream parlor and I noticed that Axel and Sora were there too. I waved at them and proceeded to their table. Axel grinned but Sora tried to glare at me but is unsuccessful to do so since he wasn't made for it. No really, if you've seen that kid glare you'll just think that he's a random 5 year old kid who got his candy stolen.
Anyway, so I sat down next to Axel and Sora is still (read: trying) glaring at me. Honestly, I don't even know what I did to that kid. Is he just PMS-ing or what? No wait, boys can't PMS unless…ugh. Never mind.
"So…how's it going? Where's Roxas?" Axel started. And if you're wondering why the hell does he need to ask where's Roxas, it's because I'm always with him. Unfortunately, I don't get 'benefits' if you know what I mean.
"Everything's…fine. Roxas needed to go to the lab. Mr. Vexen called him. What's up with Sora?" I eyed the brunette…seriously, what did I ever do to him?
"Oh…don't mind him. He's kind of pissed about what happened earlier." Axel shrugged.
"I hate you and I hope you know that." Sora muttered grudgingly. I bet he's referring to me…ah well, he and his…mood swings.
"So Axel, mind if I hang with you guys for a while?" I purposely ignored Sora knowing that if sent him another cruel comeback he'll throw his ice cream at me. He's done it one time…damn, I was scared shitless at him because of that.
"So you're just gonna ignore me and act as if I don't exist?! And you expect us NOT to mind you hanging out with us for a while?! You're such a bastard Riku!" He growled at me. Okay…so ignoring him doesn't work too? Fuck, I don't have anymore options left.
"Now, now Sora, try to calm down. Riku's not here to bite your head off." Axel placed his hand on Mr. Mood Swing's shoulder. Unfortunately, it didn't calm him down.
"Axel's right Sora, come on, I'm not teasing you right?" Dammit, I want to run to the hills now before this guy ruins my uniform.
"Calm down?! CALM DOWN?!? Riku questioned my intelligence! He insulted me! Me who studies until one in the morning for the stupid math lessons! And you're telling me to calm down?!?" Okay…he's holding the ice cream…Must. Run. Away. How should I know that he gets so touchy when it comes to his intelligence? I'm not his best friend…If I hadn't met Roxas, I wouldn't even know that he existed!
"You insensitive bastard! You're just a freakin' son of a bitch who bangs girls day and night! I bet you do teachers too!" Okay…THIS IS WAR.
"Shut up! Just because you took that joke seriously doesn't mean that you could insult me in every way you could think of! FYI, I don't do teachers! I'm not that effin' low!" Damn him to hell.
"Well that joke isn't funny! It insulted me! Maybe you should think up of a better joke next time, Masaki!"
"Maybe it's better not to crack up jokes when you're around since you're so touchy. Hm?"
"I'm not touchy!"
"Yes you are!"
"No I'm not!"
"Yes you are!" And then I felt someone tap my shoulder. I spun around and met a blonde man who has an annoyed expression plastered on his face.
"What?" I glared at him.
"Excuse me sir, I believe you are disrupting the peace and order of this establishment. If you want to bicker with your boyfriend with god-knows-whatever-reason, then do it outside!" He glared at us and pointed the door. Damn, I didn't even get to order something.
"Okay then." Axel chuckled and dragged us outside the ice cream parlor.
To be continued…
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And that wraps up the first chapter! Yey yey! Please tell me if I'm going way too fast or way slow…Thankies!