Batman: The First Laugh: Chapter One: Joker Begins
He Thinks: Why Me? Why Would He Choose Me? And Then Laughs Psychotically.
Joker Was In An Old Mayan Temple In The Sewers Beneath Gotham, Looking At The God Of Mischief's Shrine. In This Earth (Counter Earth 13) Joker Was His Warrior.
2 Years Ago In An Old Alleyway:
Sane Joker: Please Leave Me Alone
Thug 1: Don't Shout Little Guy. Just Want Yer Money.
Sane Joker: I… I Have No Money. Please Leave Me Alone.
Thug 2: Then Yer Life Is Ours.
Mysterious Voice: Leave Him Alone You Low Lives.
Thug 3: And Who The F#*$ Are You To Call Us Low Lives?
Mysterious Voice: I Am The Mischief.
Then He Cuts The Head Of The Three Thugs With His Sword And Leans Towards Joker.
Sane Joker: No. No Please Don't Hurt Me.
The Mischief: Sorry But You Know My Name, Son.
Sane Joker: Wha… What? No! No!I Won't Die Today.
The Mischief: If You Cooperate, You Won't.
Sane Joker Is Calming Down.
Sane Joker: I Mean Yeah I Don't Even Have A Family, So What Do You Want?
The Mischief: Come With Me You'll See.
Now Wayne Manor:
Bruce: Alfred! Alfred! Alfred!
Dick: Bruce He's Not Here He's In The Kitchen.
Alfred: Actually I'm Here Master Dick.
Dick: Oh For God's Sake!
Alfred: Yes, Master Bruce?
Bruce: Do You Remember The Case We Worked On Two Years Ago?
Three Victims, Heads Cut By A Steel Sword, No Suspects.
Alfred: Yes. Only You Forgot One Thing: A Word Written With Blood.
Bruce: Yes, It Said The Mischief.
Suddenly The Batcave Door Opens And Tim Drake Comes In With His Bird-Bike.
Tim: Hey Everyone.
Alfred: Hello Master Tim.
Bruce: Hello Tim. Alfred I'm Going To The Crime Scene.
Dick: Hello Tim And Bruce, Alfred Is Not Here
2 Years Ago A Little While After In The Sewers.
The Mischief: What's Your Name Son?
Sane Joker: I… I Don't Know.
The Mischief: How?
Sane Joker: I Had A Car Accident. I Was In A Taxi So No Driver's License And They Said I Didn't Have Anything.
The Mischief: I Know Little About Your Modern World But Two Things Amaze Me: Taxis And Hamburgers.
Sane Joker: Haha. I'm Liking You. So What Do You Want From Me?
The Mischief: Your Obedience.
Sane Joker: Ummmmm.
Then He Runs The Other Way But Sees A Horrible And Scary Face And Blacks Out.
Now Crime Scene:
Bruce Checks The Ground, The Walls, And Checks The D.N.A. Of The
Blood On The Wall For The Third Time In Two Years. He Sees A Little Bit Of Blood Near The Sewers Entrance And Knows What To Do.
Now Mayan Temple Beneath Gotham.
Joker: God I'm Happy.
He Beats Another Thief Up With His Steel Baton.
Joker: (Whispering In The Thief's Ears) You Got What Was Coming At You Bi#* .
Thief: (Talking Hardly) No. Please Don't Do Th…
And He Dies With A Terrible Hit To The Face.
Joker: I'm Not Insane Just Obeying. Now Now, Let's Not Be Cranky. Laugh Or I'll Make You.
He Shows A Voodoo Doll Of The Tourist Lady Who Thought She Would Live To Tell How Cool But Ruined Gotham Is. He Puts A Smile On The Dolls Face And The Lady Starts Laughing Like Maniacs.
Joker: You See, I Will Do That To You If You Don't… Obey? Hahahahahaha.
2 Years Ago Joker Starting To Go Insane But Still Sane Next To The Shrine.
Sane Joker: What Was That Face?
He Gets No Answer.
Sane Joker: Answer Me You A-Hole!
The Mischief: That Was Me. You Know Some Know Me As The God Of Mischief. But I'm Not Loki. We Were Talking About How You Would Obey Me.
Then He Shows His Face Again: Big Head Bigger Than His Body. Chubby Like A Doll With Eyes Bigger Than It Would Fit The Eye Holes. Red Eyes With A Red Iris No Hair But Just Some Black Nails With A Pale Skin.
God Of Mischief: Obey! Obey! Obey Or Die!
Now Insane Joker: Yes, I Will Almighty. I Will Be Your Joker. Hahahaha.