Beelevard of Beeroken Bees
Barry Benson led a tragically poetic life.
Every morning he woke up ever so early and washed his hair three times, then straightened it so it would be straight, just the way he liked it. He had a purple streak put in when he was thirteen, and he had kept it since. A lot of stupid preps hated him for that. They were all either jealous of his style and handsome face, or sexist against goths. His parents didn't understand him. They didn't like it that he always wore skinny jeans and wrote sad poems and listened to real music like MCR, Green Day and Paramore instead of prep bands like The Wanted and The Saturdays.
While the preppy idiots didn't like him, he had a great popularity with the other goths of the school. His BFFs were Vanessa (nicknamed DarkSoul), the super pretty human chick who dyed her hair black and wore black lipstick with black fishnets and a short red miniskirt, and Adam (nicknamed Deathworm) who was a nerdy goth. He loved old vampire films and he was sensitive. He got beat up by all the bully preps because he wasn't powerful or incredibly hot like Barry.
They used to be in a band called HoneyDead Killers with their friend Ken, but in middle school Ken turned into a prep and started liking the Jonas Brothers and didn't play cool goth games anymore like drinking and spin the bottle, so they renamed the band Ballads from Wilting Begonias.
The poem of his life had so many verses. But most people only looked at the first line. Nobody knew the bee underneath the armour. The sensitive stripey hottie.
He walked into school and saw all the preppy kids in their school uniforms. Urgh. He and his goth friends didn't wear school uniforms, they wore band t-shirts and skinny jeans and dyed their hair. The teachers would give them detention but they just shouted so the teachers were too scared.
"Hey Barry! What's up?" DarkSoul said to him as he walked to his locker.
"Not much," he said as he slumped against the locker. He only kept drugs in there because he never did his homework.
Then he saw Deathworm, who was pushed up against a wall and being punched by…Ken!
Barry flew over and poked Ken in the eye. "Listen here, honeyfuck!" he screeched. "Get the fuck off my fucking friend you fucker!" He poked Ken's eyes again and Ken screamed and ran away. Barry turned to Deathworm. "Are you okay?" he demanded coolly.
"Yes, Barry," Deathworm said softly. "Thanks." Together they flew back to DarkSoul.
Just at that moment, the hottest goth bee in the whole school flew by. She was named Tormentia Ursula Stormagath'a and she was in a band called Bleeding from my Eyes. She was the lead singer and she looked like a girl version of Gerard Way only hotter. She did a lot of poetry and song-writing and she played guitar. She gave Barry a cute smile as she went.
"What a fucking grade A sex bomb foxy girl," Barry remarked.
"Yeah," said DarkSoul and Deathworm.
Tormentia had long dark black hair that covered her beautiful emerald orbs. She had a cute little button nose and she wore black lipstick on her mouth. She had red streaks in her hair and she wore a black tank top and a blue miniskirt and listened to Blink-182 because she wasn't a prep. She had black high tops and she wore white eye shadow like a hot goth.
Barry decided to follow her down the corridor and so he flew after her. "Barry, what's happening?!" exclaimed his friend. He went right up behind her and tapped her shoulder. "Hey, Tormentia!"
"Oh, hey, Barry Benson, right?" she said sexily.
"Yeah…but you can call me HeartStab Benson. You're Tormentia Ursula Stormagath'a, yeah?"
"Of course!" she said, giving a smile to him.
"I just thought…maybe you and me…should date?" he asked, stumbling through his words. "You're really sweet and cute…"
"Sure!" she said. "That's good!"
The first period bell rang. "Oh, shoot, gotta go now, talk to you at lunch!" she sang as she flew away but she went outside because she was cutting class to do drugs. HeartStab glanced at a poster for the battle of the bands that was coming up and read the names of the bands that had enlisted. His band, Ballads from Wilting Begonias. Ken's new prep band, Pirate Chain, fucking bastard bitchheadsquealer. And…Tormentia's band, Bleeding from my Eyes! They would have to compete…against each other!