hello again! kolko and i collaborated to write a slightly more serious story this time based on legends of dragons from all different countries! enjoy and dont forget to review! we own nothing
~aru
Reliving the Legends.
In the dead of night, it is completely quiet. Then, suddenly, screams all over the world and fearsome roars are heard.
The next morning, Romania awoke and was watching television. Then, a giant Norwegian Ridgeback poked its head through a window, breaking the glass.
"Oh, Alo Norbert! Did you came with Norway?" he asked. He heard a knock on his door. He opened it to find Norway. "How nice of you to visit me," he said.
"We have a problem," said Norway."What is it?" Romania asks. "Well, it's Sve and Finland" norway says.
-Meanwhile in Sweden!-
There was a huge dragon with black bar like wings and red eyes standing in the middle of a field in front of Sweden and Finland. "Beowulf's drag'n..." Sweden says, glaring at it.
"Whoa! Like the legend?" Finland asked. He nodded. The dragon is currently burning everything in sight. "What do we do Su-san?!"
"We w'll 'ave ta slay 't," he said.
"But how?" Finland asked.
"The same way Beowulf did," he said. The two then ran to Sweden's house to prepare.
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Russia was on his way to visit Ukraine. Suddenly he heard his sister screaming. He ran as quickly as he could, arriving to see his sisters in the arms of a strange man. Ukraine was screaming. Belarus was unconscious.
"Who are you? Let them go!" Russia yelled.
"I am known as Nemal," he said, "I will need these two lovely ladies. One of them will marry my relative, the Gorynych." "The /GORYNYCH/?!" Russia gasped, fuming. He knew the Legands. The horrible creature. All traces of his usually happy expression were gone "My sestra will not marry a dragon!" He swung at the man and knocked one of the girls out of his hands. But then just like that, the man was gone in a cloud of smoke. Russia cursed under his breath. Ukraine was gone. He then kneeled onto the ground and began frantically searching for a certain floor board. When he found it, he pried it up as quickly as he could, pulled up an old book. He began to frantically flip through it. Belarus woke up.
"… my head. What happened?" she asked. He explained everything. She nodded. "Oh well, we can't do anything. Lets get married."
"We have to find this thing and kill it," he said.
"But brother, Ivan the palace guard used a magic sword. Where are we going to find a magic sword?!" she said.
"Maybe…" he thought for a moment. He grabbed the phone. He dialed a number. "Priveet, England. I am needing advice on how one would find magic sword. Yes, now would be preferable" he said. Then, England appeared in front of him. "YES! I CAN FINALLY LEGALLY APPARATE! TAKE THAT BLOODY WANKERS!" He says. "About this sword? Would this be having to do with a dragon?" England asks. Russia told him the legend.
"I know the legend you bloody git!" he said. He then took out something from his man-purse. "Here. Use it wisely, Ivan. Weird, your name is the same as the hero that originally slayed the Gorynych."
"Thank you England," said Russia, "And nice man-purse!"
"Bloody wanker! It's a satchel!" he yelled, "And here are the sword's instructions. Good luck! Ta-ta!" He saluted Russia with his middle finger then disappeared as quickly as he had come. The paper with the instructions fell onto the ground in front of Russia. At the bottom, the location where the dragon was was scribbled in sloppy broken Russian. "I can speak English too!" Russia gasps, offended. He and his sister, then set out to find the lair of the dragon.
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Poland had been trying on a pair of shoes that Lithuania had made. They were, not surprisingly, women's shoes. Then, a huge dragon crashed into his house.
"Holy sh*t! What the hell is that?!" Lithuania screamed.
"That's like, the dragon I've been telling you about. Krak's dragon. I like, told you it was real! Do something! It's like totally gonna eat us!" The dragon then left to burn down the rest of the city.
"How did you defeat it back then?!" Lithuania asked. Poland thought for a moment. He then looked frustrated.
"NO ONE OWNS SHEEP ANYMORE!" he yelled.
"What about ponies?"
"HOW DARE YOU!" Poland screamed, "Noooooo…"
"How many do you have again?" he asked, "Maybe there's one you don't like?"
"Hmm… well there is one…"
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England teleported home to find screams of terror. People were screaming because of a terror in the water. "Bloody hell! Not the Knucker again!" He yelled. Then he heard a familiar voice scream "Brother! Help me!" He whipped around to see Sealand being dragged by his ankle into to the water, the knucker's teeth latched onto his heel. "England! England you git!" He he wailed. England then threw a spell book at it. It dropped Sealand. England grabbed him and ran. "What was that?" Sealand asked.
"That, was the legendary Knucker," he said. He remembered telling Sealand the legends. "Now this doesn't have to end in violence. I can easily compromise with this thing if you let me." He then decided to make an offering to the beast. He began to prepare.
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Norway and Romania eventually forgot about Sweden and Finland. The two were feeding Norbert and chatting. Norway then got a text from Denmark. He picked up the phone and read the message quickly. He went pale "I have to go" he says, turning to leave. "There's dragon ass to kick." He climbed on Norbert. "Norbert, AWAY!" The dragon took off. "This sounds a lot like the legend of Fafnir. If that's true then… This was going to be a tough battle."
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Two huge dragons were in china's house. The eldest nation, china, was not afraid. "you are having friends over, aru?" He asked his boss. "These are the mighty Shen-Lung and Futs-Lung" his boss said. Realization hit china. "Oh my god, aru! I haven't seen you in 4000 year! Do you bring me good luck, aru? Or maybe news of 9 trillion dollar from America?! Or even... HAS JAPAN FINALLY GOTTEN A GIRLFRIEND?!" He says excitedly. Chinese dragons are not dangerous, they represent luck and wisdom.
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"Aniki!" Korea then ran to Japan and groped him.
"Prease, get off me!" Japan yelled.
"Da-ze! They belong to me! Korean victory!" he then ran off. Japan sighed. He looked at the sea.
"I wish he would stop. I wish he would just reave me arone," he sighed. Then, something emerged from the water. He stared at the blue Japanese dragon in awe. "It's you…" he gasped, "R-Ryujin…" "you seek help against Korea. Take these" the dragon roars, tossing two stones at Japan. "These are the tide jewers from the regend!" He gasps, "Tge ones Empress Jengo used to defeat the Koreans! Arigat-" The dragon has already disappeared. Japan goes out searching for Korea with a new sense of hope. "Oh Im Yong Soo! I've finarry rearized how much I rove you!" He calls. "YOU'RE MINE DA-ZE!" Korea grins, running towards Japan. "Why are you wearing a life jacket?" He then threw one stone. The water arose. Korea then disappeared under the waves. He then threw the other stone and the water dropped. The Korean was coughing up water.
"Are you going to grope me again?" Japan asked. Korea shook his head gasping.
"I'll stick… to China…"
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Hungary looked out her window in awe at the horned dragon at her window. "Hungarian horntail..." She was a fan of Harry Potter. She called up someone. "Norway! Norway! It's a Horntail!" She said into the phone, half excited, half scared. This dragon was /dangerous/. "Alright! Thanks!" She says, flipping her phone shut. Soon enough, a blood red European dragon flew down and revealed Romania. "What the hell are you doing here?!"
"Norway is also having a dragon incident. I'm here," he said with a fanged smirk. "You needed help?"
"Not anymore! You can leave!" she yelled.
"Listen," he said, "this dragon is extremely dangerous! I'm helping whether you like it or not." He then grabbed his armour out of his bag.
"I'm helping too!" she said.
"We actually need all the help we can get, so call whoever you know," he said. He already dialed Bulgaria. She began to dial Prussia.