HELLO!

In honor of Valentines Day, I decided to challenge myself by doing a shipping thing! So I decided to do a "14 Pairings I Don't Ship" fanfic! I did this for Yu-Gi-Oh pairings last year, and decided that it would be only fair to do it for HETALIA pairings this year!

Each day, I will force myself to write and post a genuine (and at least 50-75% competent) romance one-shot for a pairing that I don't actually ship. I will post them from the 31st of this month to the 13th of February! On the 14th...not sure what I'm going to do on that day. Last time it was a prievew of the 1st chapter of my next YGO thiefshipping fanfic, but that won't really apply as well. Oh well. I'll figure it out!

The two characters of this story will change day by day, depending on the pairing for that day.
As of now (1/18/14), I only have 2 shippings in mind for this projecty thing: FrUK and HongIce

So anyway, since I don't ship these pairings, it'll be a little hard for me. But who knows? Maybe after writing them I'll get into the pairing for real!

So what I'll be needing are A FRIGTON-LOAD OF REVIEWS AND FOLLOWS. I'm not being a review whore or anything like that; in order for this project to work I'll need a lot of support and reviews and suggestions. I have no idea if I'm shipping some of them right, and I don't know if some of the characters are too OOC. The reason why I don't really ship some of these is because I rarely write about the characters in them. I need you people to tell me what I'm doing right and wrong, and I need suggestions for what I should do next. To start, give me suggestions for things you think I don't ship, but want to see me ship or think I could manage shipping. (EVERYTHING WILL STAY AT A T!)

Here is what I already personally ship:
~ USUK ~ GerIta ~ SpaMano ~ GiriPan ~ Chibitalia X HRE ~ Japancest ~ SuFun ~ AmeRom (with Romania, not Romano) ~ This list includes pairings I like and ship. It doesn't mean that I dislike something that isn't on this list. This list will be updated as necessary.

Rules and regulations:
~Only PAIRings (no 3-ways or bigger)
~No variations of characters (those WORD!Character-type things). I have to balance this thingy with schoolwork, so I don't want to over-complicate things with different versions of characters. The exceptions are: Fem! and Male!, Nyo!, Neko!, human, and POSSIBLY 2P I feel like it.
~Oneshots will remain T and below. NOT EVEN T+!
~I will not do repeats of a pairing with character version variations. (for example, I won't do USUK one chapter then genderswapped USUK another.)

To make sure I'm not breaking the rules and having a chapter that serves as an Author's Note, here's a little preview of chapter 1 which is a FrUK oneshot that you can find as a separate fanfic in my stories.

R&R (and F(ave) and F(ollow)!)

ENJOY~!


Shipping #1 of The Fourteen Hetalia Pairings I Don't Ship
France (Fraincis Bonefoy) X England (Arthur Kirkland)
FrUK

(Rated T)


France walked out of the meeting building and immediately looked at the ground to the left of the door.

He had dropped his rose earlier on the way in, but had endured the torture of being patient enough to wait until after the meeting to retrieve it. But he didn't see it anywhere.

He did, however, see England's feet. He looked up and saw his rose in England's hand. England was holding it up to his face and inhaling deeply, with a smile on his face.

France grinned. He took a step closer to England. "Hello there, Angleterre," he said.

England jumped and jerked the rose away from his face. He looked up and met France's gaze with an irritated expression. "What the bloody hell was that for, you stupid frog?!" he shouted. "Are you trying to give me a heart attack?!"

France took a step closer. He pointed at the rose in England's hand. "I believe that is mine?"

England looked at it nonchalantly. "Oh? Is it? I had no idea. I just found it out here."

France chuckled. "Oh don't play coy with me, mon ami. You know very well that it belongs to me. You have seen me with it many times before, no?"

England shrugged. "So? You have plenty at home. I don't care if this is yours. Now sod off." He brought the rose back up to his nose and took another sniff of it. His eyes slid closed and he smiled. He exhaled with a pleasured "aaahhh".

France took a step closer. England heard him and opened his eyes. He gave France an irritated look. "I said to sod off. Leave me alone."

France held out his hand and gave England an expectant look. "Hand it over," he said with a knowing smile.

"Sod off," England repeated.

France chuckled. "You seem very adamant about keeping my rose, Angleterre," he said. "You do know that what you have there is no ordinary rose, don't you?"

England looked very much like he was holding back a blush. He looked away and clutched the thornless stem of the rose a bit tighter. "It's just an ordinary rose, isn't it? I don't know what you're talking about."

France lowered his hand and stepped directly in front of England. He moved closer. "I think you do."

"I don't."

France moved a little closer. "You doooooo~."

That blush England had been holding back appeared. "Bugger off."

France moved closer. His face was only inches away from England's. He moved one hand against the wall to block England from escaping on that side. He put the other hand under England's chin and tilted his head up so they were eye-to-eye, and England was forced to meet his gaze.

A long silence and a silent conversation passed between the two pairs of eyes.

"go away"

"you know what is special about that rose"

"i dont"

"stop denying it"

"im not denying anything"

"you are"

"what is there to deny"

"You know where that rose has been," France said aloud at last, "don't you?"

England blushed harder.

"A certain place..." France whispered in a low and seductive voice. "When I lack a certain something on my body..."

His face turned angry and he pouted guiltily, as if he had been caught. "Okay. What it I do? What about it?"

France smirked. He moved his face closer still to England's. "I knew it. I knew it all along."

England's eyes showed that he had been found out. His angry and irritated expression vanished. "So?"

"That other scent on it that I know you are smelling... If you want to see its source all you have to do is ask me~."

England smirked. "Okay. Then what are we waiting for? Your place or mine?"

France moved his hands away from the wall and England's face. He turned and wrapped an arm around England's waist.

"I thought you would never ask, mon amour."

And with that France and England walked away together to France's house to do who-knows-what.


Hurry! I won't ship anything unless you tell me to! Seeing as how I wouldn't ship it otherwise...

See you on the 31st!

See you next chapter!

BYEEEEEEEEE~!