This came to me after reading Small Favors one to many times. Those of you who have read it will probably know which bit gave me my inspiration, and for those of you who have never read it, DO. It's the best fanfiction I've ever read, it's by Eve8 and will put the link in, so do read it. s/2294057/1/Small-Favors

2.32am

Sam had just crawled into bed after being kicked of base with the rest of SG1. As her head finally hit the pillow, her room was filled with an almost luminous white light. She was then deposited on the floor of Thor's ship alongside the rest of her team. Being summer none of them were wearing anything that gave much coverage. There were several awkward moments as they all took in each others appearances.

Colonel Jack O'Neill was wearing boxer shorts... bright yellow boxer shorts, with the words 'Homer loves doughnuts' emblazoned across the front and back... and nothing else.

Dr. Daniel Jackson was similarly attired, wearing rather tight boxer briefs with a simple pattern on them, however tight enough to leave nothing to the imagination.

Teal'c was the most covered of all out of SG1 wearing long tracksuit style pants and a vest, and looking rather pleased with himself at his choice of sleep ware.

Major Samantha Carter had weaseled her way to the back of the group and carefully crossed her arms across her chest to cover the low cut of her vest top. However it did nothing to prevent Colonel O'Neill staring at her legs that were left uncovered by the short shorts she was wearing.

Jack was the one to break the awkward silence. "Thor, what the hell is going on here?"

"I have something that needs discussing with General Hammond. He is at the SGC, however I thought it most prudent to beam you to the SGC instead of having to wait for each one of you to arrive individually." The three human members of SG1 quickly grew concerned as Thor started using the control panel in front of him..

Regaining his vocal faculties first Daniel tried, in vain to stop Thor. "Wait at least let us get..." A luminous white light ended the sentence there. The four members of SG1 were deposited on the ramp in front of the gate and directly in front of General Hammond, who regained his composure quickly.

"Nice legs Colonel."