A/N: Hey, everyone! I have exciting news! If you have any ideas for any Loud House fanfictions, I am officially open to requests! And, in order to commemorate this occasion, this fanfic was requested by Fanfiction user, The Man in the White Mask.
Without any further ado, LET'S BEGIN!
1216 Franklin Avenue. A house known throughout the streets of Royal Woods as the loudest house in the entire neighborhood, and rightfully so. Housing a total of thirteen occupants and four pets is one thing, but when one were to find out that there was only one boy out of ten girls and all of them being blood-related will raise two questions: "What did one mother and father do to produce this many offspring?" and "How does the boy put up with it all?" While the answer to the first question remains unknown, the answer to the second question is quite simple, really.
Lincoln Loud, the only boy in the family, has his own way of dealing with the chaos in the Loud house. Calling himself "The Man with a Plan," he is always one step ahead of planning out each situation ahead of time, accounting for most of the variables that could potentially happen, such as the sisters catching wind of his plans and working in tandem to prevent them from going into fruition or the sisters' bad habit of meddling with his own affairs.
Luckily, the white-haired young lad knew each of his sisters very well. Not only has he required enough knowledge to point out each of their behaviors and abilities, he has also learned and mastered a wide variety of skills in the process of helping his sisters with their own personal crafts.
With bossy and elder sister Lori, Lincoln has learned some very helpful dating advice, various skin treatments, and video game mechanics, the last of which were the last things the boy expected from her.
With ditzy, yet kind-hearted fashionista Leni, Lincoln has improved his sense of fashion and ability to critique outfits and designs made by her.
With aspiring rock-star Luna, Lincoln has learned how to make accessories made out of beads and silk, as well as improving his skills on the cello, something Luna herself is quite impressed at.
With comedic, yet ruthless prankster and joker Luan, Lincoln has learned various setups for pranks and improving his skills when performing in front of a live audience as an entertainer.
With athletic and sporty-sister Lynn, Lincoln's athletic abilities have improved immensely as either a hand-to-hand combatant or as a competitive athlete in general.
With spooky and poet-loving Lucy, Lincoln's writing skills and love for other forms of literature have grown immensely.
With tomboy and handywoman Lana, Lincoln has learned more about taking care of wild animals and improving his skills in fixing various household objects.
With drama and pageant-queen Lola, Lincoln learned how to maintain composure in front of large crowds and be more assertive in standing up for himself.
With scientific prodigy Lisa, Lincoln's knowledge in science and mathematics have increased, giving him top marks in his class.
And with baby Lily, Lincoln learned that in life, you just need to know when to kick back and relax.
However, those were only skills, not raw talent.
This story will be one where Lincoln's true talent will be exposed to not only his family, but the entire world.
Sunday: Loud House Living Room: 3:00 P.M.
Lincoln was looking and admiring his family's trophy case. Filled to the brim with various trophies that each one of his sisters received due to their advanced natural talents. From Luna's "Battle of the Bands" trophies and ribbons to Lynn's sports trophies to Lana's alligator wrestling medals, the white-haired boy was proud of them for excelling in their respective competitions.
That was when he looked at his.
In Lincoln's spot inside the trophy case was a lone and small trophy, much smaller than his sisters', titled "Most Improved Brother." He sighed as he recalled the incident as if it were yesterday: how he recorded and posted embarrassing videos of his sisters without their permission and how he got shunned by each of them for doing so. Luckily, the only sister that was willing to talk to him was Luan and helped him set things right. Sure enough, it worked. All of the other sisters forgave the boy and gave him that trophy. While it wasn't a trophy that was given to him due to his special talent, it was a trophy of love.
Still, he wished that he had a trophy for excellence of his talent.
"The Loud house family trophy case," Lincoln said to us, breaking the fourth-wall. "Every one of my sisters has a trophy in here thanks to their advanced talents that exceed those of others. While I do have a trophy in my spot, it still doesn't seem to be enough to compete with my sisters." Lincoln sighed before continuing, "However, this Saturday's gonna change all of this, as I, Lincoln Loud, will get a big trophy in this case!"
He then pulled out a flyer out of his back pocket. "The Royal Woods Bust-a-Move Contest! I'm gonna compete in this event on Saturday and come out on top! The winner not only gets a big trophy, but also their picture taken on the Royal Woods All-Stars magazine!" As he put the flyer away, he turned his attention back to us, "Now, you're probably wondering, 'Lincoln, what brought this up?' Well, it all started last week at Clyde's place..."
-Flashback: 1 week ago-
Wednesday: McBride House Living Room: 5:21 P.M.
"Man, that is AWESOME!" Clyde exclaimed. "I can't believe that Bill Buck is making an Ace Savvy Comic Book Collector's Edition Set!"
"I know! I'm super excited!" Lincoln replied. The two boys have read the recent issue of Ace Savvy, where the titular hero rises against two of his most powerful enemies: Black Jack and Card Countess, the two of which have obtained a mystical weapon known as the "Shuffle Stacker Staff" that gives them unbelievable power over Ace and the Full House Gang, forcing him to team up with two of his other greatest enemies: The Card Shark and the Old Maid. Needless to say, this twist and all the action kept the two boys hooked for an hour. However, it was this announcement that made Lincoln and Clyde unleash their inner geek.
As the two were gushing over this exciting news, they heard a loud noise from the backyard.
"Hare-Bear! Are you okay?!" Howard McBride asked as he helped his husband get back up on his feet.
"Yeah, I'm fine," Harold McBride responded. "Man, tap dancing really takes a lot of energy out of you..."
Lincoln and Clyde rushed to the backyard to see what was going on.
"Hey Mr. and Mr. McBride!" Lincoln called out.
"Hello, Lincoln!" The dads replied happily but albeit tired from dancing.
"Are you two okay?" Clyde asked.
"Yes, Clyde," Howard said as he walked on over to the African-American boy and patted him on the head for reassurance. "You father and I are just feeling winded after doing such an intense dance routine for the big competition on Saturday.'"
"What competition?" the white-haired boy asked.
"This one," Harold said as he picked up the flyer announcing the event and handed it to Lincoln. "The Royal Woods Bust-a-Move Contest: A contest where the best dancers compete to see who is the best dancer in the neighborhood. Howard and I have been practicing ever since we picked this up at the mall the other day," he explained.
"We wanted to do a tap dancing routine, but I underestimated just how much work it takes to perfect a routine," Howard continues as he poured four glasses of ice-cold fruit punch and gave one to each of them.
Lincoln took a few gulps of the refreshing drink as he read over the flyer. His eyes suddenly went wide as he found something that caught his attention.
The winner gets a big, golden trophy.
Realizing that this could be his chance to finally "make the case," two thoughts popped into his mind:
He had to practice.
And he had to keep it a secret. Lincoln wanted to surprise and impress his parents, friends, and, most importantly, his sisters, with his own unique talent.
He can't even tell Clyde about this.
Speaking of Clyde...
Lincoln had to feign an excuse as to not arouse suspicion from Clyde and his dads.
"Uh...Lincoln?" Clyde asked, sending the boy back into reality, as the latter was zoning out, concerning the former. "Is everything okay?"
"Y-yeah, Clyde!" Lincoln replied. "I was just...uh...daydreaming about the Ace Savvy Collector's Set!" he lied.
"Oh, okay!" Clyde said, enthusiastically. Lincoln quickly wiped his forehead with his forearm, relieving himself of a close call that would put his plan into jeopardy.
Lincoln put the flyer back on the porch in the backyard and checked his watch.
"Oh, wow, would you look at the time!" Lincoln exclaimed, getting Clyde and his dads' attention. "I'd better get going before Lori scolds me again."
"L-L-L-Lori?!"
The mere mention of Lori's name was enough for Clyde to experience a massive nosebleed before he fainted.
Exactly as Lincoln had predicted.
"Oh, no! Not again!" Howard said, rushing over to Clyde. "Hare-Bear, could you please get the tissues in the living room?"
"I'm on it!" Harold responded as he left the area.
With all three of them being preoccupied, Lincoln took the opportunity to leave and put his plan into motion with this first phase complete.
-End Flashback-
Sunday: Loud House Living Room: 3:12 P.M.
"I know what I did was wrong, but it will all be worth it in the end," Lincoln said to us as he zipped up the gray jacket he was currently wearing. "Time for Phase Two: Practice! I finally choreographed a routine for myself as well as found a perfect place to practice where no one can see me. Wish me luck!"
Lincoln then called out to his father who was currently working on dinner, "Dad! I'm heading out real quick! Gonna meet up with Clyde at the arcade!"
"All right, son!" Lynn Sr. responded. "Just make sure that you return before sundown! I'm making my signature 'Lynn-sagna' with my signature mac-n-cheese balls you like!"
"Mac-n-cheese balls..." Lincoln drooled as the thought of biting down on them caused him to space out for a bit before he regained his composure. "Will do, dad!"
With that being said, Lincoln went out the front door and into the garage where he pulled out his boom box (a hand-me-down from Luna) and headed out into his 'practicing area': an isolated part of the Royal Woods junkyard, the last place anyone will find him.
Back inside the Loud house, Lana and Lisa were heading out and notified their father of their leaving, the latter reminding them of the same things he had told Lincoln. And, again, the part regarding the mac-n-cheese balls managed to fixate them both in a trance. As the two headed out the door, Lana was the first to start talking.
"So, why exactly do you need me?"
"Elementary, my older genetic sibling," Lisa began through her heavy lisp. "There is a certain component that I require to fuel my latest invention and that part happens to be in an area where I think your skills will prove themselves to be quite useful."
"English, please?"
Lisa pinched the tip of her nose. "What I mean is that you can help me find something that I need for my invention," she said bluntly.
"Oh!" Lana replied, enthusiastically. "Where is it, though?"
"The Royal Woods Junkyard."
It didn't take Lana long enough to put two and two together.
"So that's why you need my help!"
"Precisely, Lana."
As the two walked to the junkyard, Lincoln happened to be setting everything up at the same time, unaware that the area he will be practicing in contains the component that the two Loud sisters are looking for...
A/N: Well, this was quite the beginning to another crazy story. But now, onto more personal matters.
Yes, I am currently working on "Newfound Respect" as well as another SpongeBob parody episode, so stay tuned for that! Also I have my own DeviantArt account so you can check out what I've been up to.
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Also, as previously stated, I'm open to requests! So feel free to PM me so we can discuss some new story ideas.
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