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List of things Fred and George are not allowed to do bye Hermione
Trick first years into trying skiving snack boxes or anyone else for that matter
Call first years ickkle firstys
Kick Mrs. Norris
Throw things at moaning myrtle
Communicate with peeves in any way shape or form
Go near peeves at all
Tell first years that for exams you have to try and give the wimping willow a hug without it killing you
Buy Professor Snape shampoo
Tell the first years that if they tickle the giant squid it will give them money
Tell first years that for exams they have to wrestle a troll
Set off dung bombs in a classroom that Filtch has just cleaned
Convince people that its Snape's birthday and he wants shampoo and if you don't give it to him he will fail you in potions class especially when it's not his birthday
Tell people you will give them money if they set of fireworks in Professor McGonagall or Professor Snapes class and don't get caught
Randomly go up to Harry and ask when he studies the dark arts with all the homework and quidditch practice he has
Ask Professor Snape when the last time he used shampoo was
Ask Hermione if she sleeps with Hogwarts a History under her pillow
Ask Sirius Black anything about Azkaban
Give Hagrid a dragon
Put spiders in Ron's bed
Tell Hermione that she got a T on all of her exams
Give Dudley ton toung toffees or canary creams
Ask mad eye Moody to turn Draco into a ferret again
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