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List of things Fred and George are not allowed to do bye Hermione

Trick first years into trying skiving snack boxes or anyone else for that matter

Call first years ickkle firstys

Kick Mrs. Norris

Throw things at moaning myrtle

Communicate with peeves in any way shape or form

Go near peeves at all

Tell first years that for exams you have to try and give the wimping willow a hug without it killing you

Buy Professor Snape shampoo

Tell the first years that if they tickle the giant squid it will give them money

Tell first years that for exams they have to wrestle a troll

Set off dung bombs in a classroom that Filtch has just cleaned

Convince people that its Snape's birthday and he wants shampoo and if you don't give it to him he will fail you in potions class especially when it's not his birthday

Tell people you will give them money if they set of fireworks in Professor McGonagall or Professor Snapes class and don't get caught

Randomly go up to Harry and ask when he studies the dark arts with all the homework and quidditch practice he has

Ask Professor Snape when the last time he used shampoo was

Ask Hermione if she sleeps with Hogwarts a History under her pillow

Ask Sirius Black anything about Azkaban

Give Hagrid a dragon

Put spiders in Ron's bed

Tell Hermione that she got a T on all of her exams

Give Dudley ton toung toffees or canary creams

Ask mad eye Moody to turn Draco into a ferret again

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