The One With All the Questions?

Author's Note:  I found this story in my notebook from my freshman year of high school, so it's a few years old.  I'm assuming it takes place some time during the seventh season.  I might have cheated a little, but overall I think I did pretty well.  Each sentence ends with a question mark.  Also, there are no stage cues because that would ruin the flow of the scene, but it's pretty self explanatory.

C = Chandler

M = Monica

P = Phoebe

Ro = Ross

Ra = Rachel

J = Joey

M:  Chandler, what are you doing home from work so early?

C:  Well, they let me off, where else was I supposed to go?

M:  Okay, great, so can we go out to dinner?

C:  Great?  What do you mean, great?

M:  Not great?

C:  Well, I got fired from work; that doesn't sound great to me, does it sound great to you?

M:  You got fired?  Why?

C:  I don't know, why don't you ask them?

M:  Why are you so mad?

C:  Wouldn't you be mad if you just got fired?

P:  Hey guys, what's up?

C:  If you must know, I just got fired, okay?

P:  I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?

M:  Maybe you can ask Chandler why he's taking out all his frustrations on me?

P:  Okay, Chandler, why are you taking all your frustrations out on Monica?

C:  Did you know that without this job Monica would be in debt?

M:  I go to work every day, don't I, Chandler?  I work for my money, what else am I supposed to do?

C:  May I suggest getting a job that pays more?

M:  Did you know that I had to go to five years of college and train for three years to become a chef?

P:  Whoa, why all the negativity?

Ro:  Hey, guys, guess what?

All:  What?

Ro:  Today I asked Carol about Susan, and guess what she said?

M:  Ross, could you please just tell us instead of dragging it out?

Ro:  She said she and Susan are getting a divorce, isn't that great?

C:  Hm, I seem to recall Monica saying that when I got fired, eh?

Ro:  You got fired?

C:  Yeah, could you stop trying to make it worse?

Ra:  Why are my boyfriends always dumping me?  Do I deserve this?

Ro:  Do you want to marry me?

J:  Did I hear something about marriage?  Or sandwiches?

Ra:  What would be the point, Ross?

P:  Yeah, wouldn't you guys just get divorced?  Again?

Ro:  Isn't that our own personal business?

J:  Hey, Phoebe, wanna make a bet on how long they'll stay married?

Ra:  Wait a minute, Ross, did I even agree to marry you?

M:  Could you guys just leave so Chandler and I can settle our argument?

C:  Wait, don't leave, please?

M:  Why, are you making up with me?

C:  Don't I always?

M:   Aren't you just the cutest thing ever?

Ra:  Does anyone else find this totally disgusting?

C:  You wanna hug it out?

M:  So I guess there's no problem?

C:  You know I love you, right?

M:  Even if I didn't, wouldn't I say I did?

P:  And they lived happily ever after...or did they?