(A/N: Well, when boredom kicks in.. this is usually the byproduct in this consorted head of mine. Here's a little christmas parody that I picked up from the carol, "God rest ye merry gentelmen". Only this is about the heros of AVALANCHE and the Turks being lazy on Christmas, and want to get drunk all day instead of doing what they're supposed to: Find Sephiroth. (The dangerously SEXY god-like fiend ^.^ v who I hope to find under MY tree this year o.o;; ) They're all basically blaming their laziness this day on Sephy. "Let him have his fun!" they say. Riight! Lazy bums. -.- )



Cloud: Let rest the lazy drunken Turks
At least for this one day
Cid: (Though every time we confront them
It ends this same 'ole way)
Tifa: We'll trudge not through the Mako pools,
Or find ourselves astray

ALL: We'll let Sephy wipe out Shin-Ra today,
Just for today
We'll let him have his fun for just today



Tseng: You know, we always let
that damn Cloud get away
Reno: That's just 'cus drinking's much more fun
Than duty, any day
Elena: Besides, Sephy's mad and out of reach
Let's just not care today

ALL: And let Sephy have his fun today,
Just this one day
Maybe he'll take out our boss for us today?



Sephy: All of those pathetic fools
Who take rest on this day
Will face my wrath of soon or late,
But to their own dismay
They stay behind, I sprint ahead
They cannot possibly

Foil my plans or get in my way,
Not any day
I'll destroy them all before that can take way!!
*Muahahahahahahaha!!*



AVALANCHE & TURKS: Christmas time is the *hic* one day
When we all *hic* drink and rest
Let Sephiroth have his own way,
Let him *hic* kill who is best
There's many people we don't *hic* like
Who maybe he'll kill off

So let Sephy have his *hic* fun today,
Just for today
We'll let Sephy have a *hic* happy holiday




(A/N Happy Holidays everyone ^.^ v )