A Short Stupid... Thing...
Quillin Xarxes

You can take this one several ways.


James: *Yawn.*

Meowth: Dat's right.

Jessie: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

James and Meowth: *Jump at Jessie's Harsh Voice*

James: What's an outrage?

Jessie: This FanFic!

James: *Skims through the peice of paper* What's wrong with it?

Jessie: We, well, we, FALL IN LOVE!!!

James: So?

Jessie: *Grabs a paper fan* SO??? OUR REPUTATION IS RUINED!

James: No it's not. It's just... warped a little.

Meowth: Yeah. It's the Rocketshipper movement. It takes it's toll on us all.

Jessie: But I don't AGREE with this!

James: Me neither, but we are getting more popular because of it.

Meowth: And much more credit.

Jessie: But, don't you understand?

James and Meowth: *cover ears* LALALALALALALA!

Jessie: But, you GUYS!

James: We don't care Jessie.

Jessie: *Runs away, face red*

James: *Picks up the FanFiction.*

Meowth: *Sees Jessie is finally gone* You wrote that, didn't you.

James: HELL YEAH! Just to piss her off.

James and Meowth: *cackle*


THE END




Here's how you can take this one:

Rocketshippy: James wrote a shippy fic.

Nonshippy: James wrote it just to piss Jessie off.

Antishippy: Jessie was pissed off.



Have a nice day.