AN: This is a story about Bree's first times with each of her lovers. IN Season one Bree tells Danielle that she waited until she got married, but in season seven Lynette reveals that Bree lost her virginity in the backseat of a car. This combines both statement into Bree's very awkward first time with Rex
Bree Mason was about to get married. She was marrying the love of her life Rex Van De Kamp. She was also scared. All she wanted was to be the perfect wife, but certain wifely duties that she had not fulfilled yet were weighing on her mind. Bree had always believed that sex was special and reserved only for marriage but now that she was so close to being married she was terrified. She liked the way things were with Rex. She didn't want to change anything, and she was deathly afraid of being bad at it. At the same time she also wanted to know what made sex such a big deal. It had to be something amazing if she was feeling this apprehensive about it. For some people it was the foundation of their relationship.
"Bree, Bree we have to go." Her maid of honour pulled her out of her internal debate. It was time to leave, time to marry the man she loved. It was time for her to be happy.
As soon as she saw Rex standing there in his suit she couldn't wait to just finally be his wife. She loved him so much and she wanted to prove it every way she could. She was holding his hand and pulled him into their car. She started to speak but Rex kissed her forcefully. It held all the passion of the alter one but there was something more to it. His hands were moving all over her body and the car was heating up. As he started to kiss down her neck she hissed "Rex, what are you doing? We have to get to reception." He responded by kissing her again. The way he was kissing her was making it difficult for her to say no. She tried to pull away and Rex grabbed her face. "We have a half an hour drive to the reception and the driver can't see us." "I just can't wait any longer babe. We just got married. I love you so much and I want to show you."
Bree had expected more time to prepare. She nodded hesitantly letting Rex go on. He slid his hand up her dress and gently stroked her legs. Bree wondered what she should be doing with her hands. Rex just seemed to know what he was doing and she was too timid to ask him what to do. So she ran her hands down his back. When he pulled his mouth away from hers she kissed his neck just like he had done to her a few minutes before. Rex groaned when she hit the spot right above his shoulder and she gently sucked. "Oh Baby that feels amazing."
She wondered if she should be talking to. Should she tell him what he was doing was amazing? All she said was "I love you" as he slipped his hand under her underwear. He slid a finger in her and gently circled then focused on an area. She didn't really feel anything, except the urge to go to the bathroom. Terrified she would pee on him if she didn't regain control of the situation she undid his pants and boxers letting him spring free. Then she said to Rex "I'm ready."
Rex did not need to be told twice. He quickly thrust into her and Bree whined quietly. She didn't mean to make any noise but it was so uncomfortable. He slowly slid in and out and Bree focused on the only thing that would keep her from screaming in pain, cooking. She planned out the next day's meals while Rex let out immense sounds of pleasure.
After Rex was done he held her. In his arms she felt safe and just so blissfully happy. Then Rex spoke "They say the first time can hurt, I hope I didn't hurt you." He sounded so unsure of himself that Bree couldn't bear to tell the truth. "No it was nice."
"Good" said Rex, because I know what we're doing when we get home. Bree just looked at him and said "whatever you want dear."