knackered = exhausted
crumpet = an attractive lady
stone = 14 pounds ($)
nick = steal
afters = dessert
rubber = eraser
lollipop lady = crossing guard
berk = moron
pilchards = sardines
chuffed = pleased
redundant = unemployed
yob = hooligan
brolly = umbrella
spot on = perfect
naff = worthless/unfashionable
dodgy = iffy/suspect
nappy = diaper
nutter = kook
butty = sandwich
plonk = cheap wine
doddle = easy task
starkers = naked
tailback = traffic jam
wally = nerd
gormless = stupid
wonky= unstable
ladder = runs in a ladies (i hope)stockings
daps = sneakers
argy-bargy = heated argument