"Are you even listening to me?"

Serena rolled her eyes at the customer in front of her. Another person attempting to become a guidette which is an utter train wreck to say the least. This one had brown hair with blonde extensions (think JWoww's hair on the first season of Jersey Shore), bright blue eyes, totally fake tan (like Snooki tan) and she was wearing a neon pink tube top that was just covering her breasts (which by the way are totally fucking fake), low rise dark skinny jeans and black high heel boots.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, you want an actual life because you look like you belong to a street corner in Seaside Heights," Serena replied.

"No you dumb bitch that's not what I said, I said that I want a French manicure and pedicure," The girl said with a definite attiude.

Serena sighed and said, "Look person who looks like if JWoww and Snooki were to ever have a kid, I told you once and I'll tell you again, you have to wait just like everyone else to get what you want and it wouldn't kill you to wait at least ten minutes to get your little fake nails done so you can impress your man who probably has the body of The Situation, the hair like Pauly D's, Vinny's fist pump, the mind like Ronnie's and the bitchy attitude of Sammi's,"

"Sheesh, what's wrong with your attitude?" The girl asked.

"Maybe I have to deal with people like you every day who are supposed to be in New Jersey instead of being stuck here in Virginia," Serena replied then the girl sat back down in the waiting area thingy and read a magazine.

Few Moments Later

"Hey boss!" Serena cried out to her boss. "Am I off?"

"Yeah you can leave," Her boss said as Serena got away from the desk and walked out of the spa. "Thank God I'm out of that hell hole," Serena muttered as she walked to her blue Toyota Celica.

I'm about to lose my mind
You've been gone for so long
I'm running out of time
I need a doctor
Call me a doctor
I need a doctor, doctor
To bring me back to life

"Who the fuck?" Serena asked as she grabbed her phone out of her pocket and pressed the 'Accept' button. "Hey,"

"Hey sis, how's it going?" A very familiar voice said on the other side.

Serena lightly face-palmed her forehead and replied with, "Hey Denny, nothing much just got off my shift,"

"You still work at that spa place thing?" Denny asked.

"Yeah well I need the money," Serena said.

"You can always go back to college," Denny offered.

"Dude—remember the last time I tried to get into a college here?" Serena asked.

"You got kicked out or something?" Denny asked.

"Bingo," Serena said. "So no college for me and I resort myself to have to try and get used to tanned freaks coming and going for fake nails," Serena commented. "So? What brings you to calling me, aren't you supposed to be heading to Tennessee by now or something?" She asked.

"Possibly, but I just wanted to know how you were and all that," Denny commented.

"Wow—that's nice of you, I guess, listen, I gotta go, I'll possibly call you later?" Serena asked and not even bothering to hear a reply from her own brother, Serena hung up, entered her car and drove to her house.

When she parked her car in the driveway of the house, she killed the engine of the car and exited the car but only to see another car that she didn't notice. "Who the hell is here?" Serena muttered under her breath as she walked up the walkway of the house, up the steps and actually in the house where she took off her black ripped Converse high top sneakers. "Mom!" Serena called out. "You home?"

"Yeah," Serena's mom Daphne said as she entered the living room.

"Who's here?" Serena asked.

"What do you mean?" Daphne asked.

"What I mean is that when I pulled into a driveway another car which I recognized is not yours so, who's here?" Serena asked as she walked into the kitchen and decided to sit on the counter for no reason whatsoever.

"Oh, Denny decided to stop by for his week off," Daphne said.

"Week off?" Serena asked with a raised eyebrow. "How come I didn't know about this?" She asked.

"Maybe because you were busy working when they said that during the Vegas race or something," Daphne guessed.

"Yeah, but the race was on the three TV's in there because the boss is a huge fan of the sport and I heard squat about that," Serena said. "and speaking of the dumb brother, where is he?"

"Backyard," Daphne said pointing to the back where sure enough there was Denny just lounging around. "Where I be damned," Serena commented. "I'm going to get annoyed for the week and are you sure it's a week?" She asked Daphne.

"Yeah," She replied.

"Alright good—I don't want to have him annoy me even more than he does," She commented as she went upstairs to her room.