Once there was a kid name Shoe and he really enjoyed those shooting games like Call of Duty and Halo. Shoe first played Halo 3 and the Xbox 360 and after that he was hooked and now that is ALL HE PLAYS!

One day Shoe was at the GameStop when he saw the first Halo game bundled with a Xbox for suspiciously only 3 Dollars. He decided to see where the franchise started so he bought it.

When he got home he plugged in the Xbox and began playing but instead of the cutscene and Master Chief coming out of the tube... MASTER CHEIF WAS JUST A CORPSE COVERED IN HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD! Shoe screamed and unplugged the game console. He then auctiuoned off the game and console on ebay and went to bed.

The next day when he woke up the package he sent the game in WAS AT HIS DOORSTEP! In haste to get rid of the game he burned it and thten went to back to bed.

BUTT when he woke up the next morning IT WAS IN HIS REFRIGERATOR! In haste he picked up his fridge and chucked it out the window but then the Master Chief corpse emerged from the Fridge and MLG 360 Quickscoepd rekt Shoe. THE END!