The trouble with chibi's

Chapter 1

Revenge is sweet

Disclaimer : I Do NOT own the Fushigi Yuugi cast. S'ank Yu!

Luna let a yawn escape her lips as she turned over. Snuggling back into her bed sheets. As hard as she tried, she couldn't ignore the sun rays beaming at her through her bedroom window. An annoyed noise grumbled from her, as she turned over onto her other side. Squeezing her eyes shut, still to no avail was she able to fall back asleep. Sitting up and throwing back the covers, she slid off her bed with ease.

Funny how she didn't realize how her bed had gotten much taller over night. Strange indeed it was, but she shrugged it off as her own imagination. Running a comb through her hair, she walked towards her drawers to find something to wear. Her feet nearly tripped over her night pajamas, which hung way off her tiny shoulders and bagged around her feet. She blinked several times in confusion as she looked down at herself.

" What the hell? ", She murmured in surprise as she pulled at the clothes that hung on her tiny frame. Her lips shifted into a frown, eyes narrowing. Since when the hell did her clothes expand? Or was it..her? She ran towards the mirror nailed to her wall, across from her bed. Taking a good look at herself, she almost died on the spot. It wasn't the clothes that was the problem, it was her!

She nearly screamed at the top of her lungs in anger.

Sakeri mumbled something in her sleep, yanking the comforter over her head. Apparently she wasn't the only one in the house who wasn't a morning person. Her alarm clock which went off next to the left side of her bed. Sitting on top of her dresser, starting ringing shrilly with a loud shrieking voice. A growl escaped her as her hand slid out to slam the clock back on snooze. Just as the button was hit, and she started to go back to sleep. The alarm clock went off again, this time more persistent than the last. She hissed a few curses under her break, moving her hand back out of the bed. She immediately grabbed a hold of the item of her annoyance. Tossing it against the wall, hoping to silence it forever. A sigh of content was released once the noise stopped going off. Her head hit the soft cotton pillow again. Her eyes drifting closed to get back to her sweet dreams of bliss.

The alarm clock again voiced it's own opinions. Raising hell again in the bedroom, even as it vibrated against the wall. Another growl sounded, followed by many curses. Sakeri slipped out of her bed, marching over to the alarm clock without haste, she picked up the metal ringing object. Slamming it over and over again against the wood of her desk. She refused to stop until the clock was dead and would no longer be singing any tunes for a long time.

Satisfied with her work, she turned around to head back to bed. Until she realized what time the clock read before she destroyed it. Huffing in anger as she made a jolt for her closet, tripping over the length of clothing that sank around her feet. A low growl rumbled in her throat, turning her head to take a look at her pajamas. Why was today of all days, the day she had to be clumsy?

Stumbling towards her vanity set, she pulled herself onto the chair. Her eyes going wide and mouth dropping open in shock. She was no longer the 5'2, black haired and hazel eyed teenager she used to be. She looked like she was 2 or 3 years old, everything was minimized. Her eyes narrowed hatefully in thought. Someone pranked her and boy were they going to get it.

Luna and Sakeri both stumbled and walked out of their bedrooms. After finding suitable clothes that were small enough to fit them at least some what. As they met face to face, the look or shock, horror, and anger passed over their features. One thought shared, ' Revenge! '.

Luna ushered her sister down the stairs, tiptoeing carefully as to not wake the guys. They snuck into the kitchen like quiet mice, opening the closet door of the kitchen room. Sakeri caught a glimpse of something shiny and metal, before Luna tugged it out into view. A ladder? What were they going to do with that, how was that going to help them in their current situation?

An evil smirk twisted Sakeri's face into a more facial expression of revenge. She helped her sister haul the ladder from the kitchen and up the stairs. Trying to be as careful and quiet as possible, and with a lot of struggling along the way. Once they reached the top and set it up in front of Tasuki's room. Sakeri ran to her bedroom on light padded feet, digging for her ' Michaels's crafts ' stuff.

Luna departed from the hallway to her room as well. Also searching for things they could put to use. Both came back five minutes later, regrouping and figuring how to plan their revenge out. Luna climbed the ladder, after cutting a long piece of string off from a string cord. She started to tie it around a looped nail in the top of the doorframe. Stepping down the ladder, she went to work on a few more things.

Sakeri grabbed an empty shoe box, dumping colored feathers and squeezing in Elmer's glue as well to the concoction. She handed the box to her sister after cutting a small hole in the side of it towards the top. Luna took the box from her sister, connecting it to the string she tied to the doorframe of Tasuki's door. Luna took careful steps back down the ladder, going for more string. She managed to connect it from the one to the box, then began crossing the string to both sides of the bottom frame of the door. Tying the end off, she nodded to her sister. They moved their art project to another room, one that belonged to Tamahome. Sakeri grabbed some glitter paint, paintbrush and a red lacey bra which she borrowed out of one of the girl's room. She put a finger in front of her mouth, to quiet her sister. Before sneaking in to Tamahome's room quietly. She cringed every time the wood made a creak sound. Stopping for a few seconds each time, in case he was a light sleeper and woke up to find her there.

She eventually made it to his bed side. Popping the small cups of paint open, she dipped the brush in. Swirling it around a few times, before dipping it in to yellow and pink. She began to draw girly things on Tamahome's face. As well as but not limited to, ' Looser, butt face, Tama Marie, Vagina, Condoms! ', including some pictures. Which I'm sure no one wants a full description of that. ( XP )

She muffled a snicker as she slowly finished up. Drawing pink glitter over Tamahome's eyebrows, then making a pink mustache on his upper lip. She popped the paint back closed and was getting ready to leave until a arm reached out and pulled her in. She nearly let out a scream, but slapped a hand over her own mouth to stop it. Her eyes franticly flew over to Tamahome who continued to sleep, but held her close as he would a teddy bear.

She bit her lower lip not to laugh at his face. She could only imagine how pist he would be to discover what she had done to him. Seeing as she had an advantage for the bra part, she managed to slip it on him, one strap at a time, slipping out of his arms slowly. Just as she was about to walk out, she heard him mumble something in her sleep. She turned to glance over, noting that he was indeed still asleep. A thought hit her before she turned to leave again. Pulling a pink lip gloss out of her pocket. She leaned over, applying it gently to Tamahome's lips before slipping out of the bedroom and closing the door behind her.

Phase 1 completed in their revenge. Now on to phase 2 which was to get the rest of the group. Luna piled marbles and stones into a purple silk bag, filling it up to the brink of over flowing. Pulling the string around the top closed, she tied it before hooking it onto a long strip of string. She grabbed the string and bag with one hand, and helped herself up the ladder with the other. Heading up towards the top doorframe of Nuriko's bedroom. She hooked it onto a nail, stepping down again.

Moving the ladder across the hallway, she climbed it again with another long cut piece of string. Sakeri grabbed a piece of tape, before cutting more string off. Taping one end of the string to the bag, she hooked it to the other end of the string that Luna had free from the other door frame. From there they connected another string, which crossed in front of the door way of non other than Hotohori.

Luna smiled as she climbed down, before high fiving her sister. Though just as they were finishing up the final pieces. They counted off the guys in the house, one by one. Three of them were on vacation for the next two weeks. Some excuse about needing to find the world's largest rubber band. Who would waste their time looking for that? Of course they were from another time frame, so anything made them interested.

Luna tip toed into Hotohori's room with a bottle of blue paint in her hands. Holding off a giggle that nearly spilled from her lips. She admired Hotohori as he slept peacefully in a sound sleep. He looked almost angelic, but just as they thought came to her. It was crushed under her foot in an instant. She couldn't forgive him at the moment, especially if he had something to do with her and her sister's situation. She shrugged her shoulders, pulling a pair of white gloves from her back pocket. She slipped them on, before opening the top to the paint bottle. She squirted a handful into his hair. Massaging it thoroughly to make sure every strand was painted blue.

She let out a sigh as she topped the paint bottle. Preparing to leave the room, if it weren't for the soft sigh that escaped Hotohori's mouth. She lingered for a minute longer, until she heard a hushed usher from her sister to get out of the room. She turned to leave, but not before marking his forehead with a black permanent marker. A smile passed her lips as she walked out. Greeting her sister at the entrance of the hallway. They worked together setting up more booby traps before getting themselves showered and ready for the day. By the time the guys finally got up themselves. The two sisters were sitting at the table with their breakfast, with knowing smiles on their faces. The first two set of screams set them into a fit of laughter.

Tasuki stretched out as he scratched his head. Letting out a big yawn, he struggled to get out of the mess of tangles that he called bed sheets. He figured he'd just pull on some sweat pants and get breakfast first. Before deciding on what to do for the day. He let out another yawn, walking towards the door, his hand on the door knob. Just as he was about to open it, he stopped to go put on his tiger slippers. He could never leave his room without them. They always kept his feet warm, even on the coldest days.

He grabbed his door knob again, turning it and pulling it forward. Just as he began to walk out of his bedroom, something fell from above. Falling right over his head with a big glomp. A look of disgust and disbelief were just the mere scratch of emotions that he felt. An angry scowl was all that could be seen or mustered as the feathers and glue dripped down his head, onto his body and landing right on his favorite slippers. Whoever did this, there would be hell to pay.

Nuriko hummed softly to himself as he emerged from the bathroom in his bedroom. He got lucky with his room, he didn't have to fight over a bathroom or share. He beamed a small smile after slipping on some blue jeans, white socks, sneakers and a blue v neck shirt. He toweled his hair, before running a brush through it. His eyes scanned his room, before he left it. Big mistake, because before he knew it. Something flew at him, which he didn't have enough time to dodge. It hit him square between the legs. Not very healthy or peaceful start to anyone's day.

A loud squeak erupted from him as he fell to his knees. Grabbing onto his family jewels, he toppled over onto his side, falling onto a invisible string which triggered another trap. Seven water balloons tipped over from a blue bucket above the doorway. Each one landed on Nuriko without mercy. He laved there in pain, squeezing his eyes shut tightly. He was pist and everyone would hear of it!

Tamahome jolted awake as he heard two of his comrades cries. He grabbed his weapon which he always kept by his bed. Already clad in black sweat pants, he charged out of his room. Expecting to be running into a battle. A big bag of flour swung from it's trapped place, breaking open and hitting Tamahome in the face. Which knocked the air out of him, and made him look like a geisha with all the glitter, paint, flour and magic.

Hotohori also became alerted from the commotion. He quickly thought something happened to the girls. He tended to run to their aid before thinking twice. Just as he pulled open his door and stepped out. He went flying across the hallway floor, gliding on marbles which scattered around the hallway and down the stairs. He let out a loud oof once he landed on his back.

Sakeri and luna glanced at each once more, snickering to themselves. So the boys finally found out.

The two sisters continued to enjoy their breakfast. They were interrupted not even two minutes later, by not two, but four annoyed and pist men who glowered at them. Luna and sakeri stared back innocently, " So what happened to you guys? ", They asked as they waited for an answer.

Tasuki snapped as he threw his tantrum, " I KNOW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS! YOU RUINED MY TIGER SLIPPERS! ", He shouted as he glared at them. Everyone sweat dropped at this comment, who the hell cares about some stupid slippers that he bought on eBay?

Hotohori pointed at his hair, not realizing the ' oink oink ' writing written all over his face. He frowned at them in a stern way, " What reason do you two have, for pulling this on us? ", He demanded not loudly but enough to let you know when he meant business.

Tamahome growled as he clenched his fists. Slowly he pointed at his face, " What the hell is this shit? ", He hissed as he tried to shake the flour off his clothes.

Nuriko was the last one to speak, still holding on to something very precious to him. The other three spared a glance his way. Before wincing and looking away again. He glared at them, " Why! That's all I wanna know right this second! ", He fumed out as he cringed in pain.

Sakeri blinked several times at Nuriko, " Tears? ", She mumbled as she looked at her sister.

Luna tilted her head to the side, " Is he about to cry? Looks like he is on the brink of it. ", She answered dryly before meeting the angry gazes of each male in the house.

Sakeri couldn't hold back the laughter any longer, " Can we do that again? ", She inquired from her sister, holding her stomach as she belted over laughing. Luna joined her sister in the laughter, ignoring the intensified glarres they received from their peers.

This was war.