The Problems With The Cold Season
Okay people, here's the first official story of the SSBB Suicide Club as written by me, MK! Yes, there are two people running this account- me, going by MK, and my brother, going by Link. Anyways, this is a story where Kirby gets a cold. It's going to be random and insane, but also it will hopefully be hilarious. So, enjoy!
Chapter 1- The Beginning
Meta Knight woke up to the sound of Kirby coughing and groaned. The two were roommates (unfortunately, Meta Knight was a complete neat freak and Kirby was the exact opposite) and Meta Knight just knew some trouble would come from Kirby having a cold. Kirby sneezed as he woke up.
"Oh no," he said, but it sounded more like 'oh do'.
"Didn't I tell you to at least try and not get a cold?" groaned Meta Knight.
"Id's dot by fault," protested Kirby, getting up, then groaning.
"You got up too fast, didn't you?" said Meta Knight, smirking. Kirby glared, then sneezed again. And yawned. At the same time. Unfortunately, that meant that he somehow absorbed Meta Knight and stole Meta Knight's power.
"What the heck?" said Kirby. Meta Knight groaned and slapped his forehead. He'd forgotten just how bad cold seasons were around Kirby. Kirby sneezed again, this time using Meta Knight's tornado attack, going out the door, and hitting a wall in the hallway. After a minute, Meta Knight put his mask on and grabbed his sword and followed Kirby. This was going to be a long day.
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"OW!" yelled Toon Link as he slipped and fell to the floor. He'd been carrying his cereal bowl when Kirby had come in, sneezed, and used Meta Knight's tornado attack on him, which made him not only drop his bowl, but also drop the milk he'd been carrying.
"Sorry!" said Kirby, stumbling up.
"You've got a cold, don't you?" groaned Link, walking up behind Toon Link. Last year it had been the same thing- Kirby had gotten a cold, and had done the same thing. It had only lasted one day, but still, havoc was wreaked upon the unfortunate members of the chaotic SSB Mansion. Kirby just nodded in response, then headed off to try and get some breakfast. On his way though, he accidentally sneezed and hit Samus, who wasn't in her power suit at the moment. This made her spill her own bowl of cereal and drop half of it in her hair.
"Hey, what was that for?!" she yelled. Kirby instantly got the idea that she was not happy about this and ran.
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Master Hand was just coming out of his room when he almost got hit by Kirby, who at this moment had Meta Knight's attack, and was running from Zero Suit Samus. Said female bounty hunter had both Meta Knight's and Link's swords and was chasing after Kirby yelling profanities in between other things. Meta Knight was behind her trying to get his sword back, along with Link, and Snake was video taping this for future comedic relief. Master Hand groaned.
"Great!" he said. Just as he was about to go back into his room however, one more thing made him stop.
"WATERMELONS!!" shouted Crazy Hand as he flew past at insane speeds. If Master Hand would have been human, he would have just facepalmed right then and there. This day was already too crazy for words. And it had just started.
Okay, sorry it's so short! But this is only the first chapter, I promise. Now, you guys get to vote on who Kirby steals an attack from next, okay? Eventually he'll get rid of Meta Knight's, so then he'll steal someone else's. And you guys get to say who. Anyways, sorry that it's so short. But more will come later!
MK of the SSBB Suicide Club