Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters, but Shino wishes he could be mine. Oh yes… I would keep him all to myself! Oh and I can't forget Lee! Smexy green spandex… what's not to love? I mean come on people.

Hello my name is Aiko! w Ok. This is my story about how I helped the guys of Naruto realize how right they were for each other. Yes, I know what you're thinking. How could one lone girl turn all those guys gay and lusting for mansex? Well just you wait and see… insert evil laugh Oops! Ahem… ''''' Now on with the story! xD

It had been a fine day at school. Teacher's yelling. Failing a test. Getting caught drawing a rather ahem detailed picture of my favorite pairing ( KibaxShino x3 ) and being sent to the principal's office. Oh yes, today had been a delightful day… NOT!

"Why me?!" Aiko lamented, (Wow big word… at least you know what it means. Right?) as she walked home from school. TT She dragged her feet, scuffing her new shoes. "Awww…I didn't like them anyway…"

She turned a corner and arrived on the threshold of her darling family's home. Upon opening the door, she found that ,as usual, her brother was killing humans on his alien game. Her mother was cooking while tearing her hair out from some unknown cause. Meanwhile, her father was lying on the couch, snoring and dead to the world. Well for the next 30 minutes anyway.

"Aiko!"

Just as she was about to turn and run up the stairs, Aiko heard her mom yell her name. Crap. Turning to face her mother, she put on a politely confused expression and then she saw the look. The look composed of a very wrathful mother brandishing a spatula, while holding a phone. The phone looked it would cry for mercy had it the capability to do so.

"What is this about you drawing two boys having-" She seemed to choke on the next word, "SEX?!"

"Um…I didn't do it?" Good going, moron. -.-

"Got to your room!!! And no internet!"

O.O "NO!!!" Aiko grasped her chest over her heart as if it had been torn in two.

"That's right. And no internet until you have been purged of this nasty fascination." (That's how my mom did react when she first learned about it. But luckily I managed to convince her that I was over it so I could get back on the internet! xD Take that mom!) And with that, her mother turned back to the stove and began mixing with a simmering fury.

Fuming, Aiko stomped her way up the stairs and threw her backpack at the wall. It hit with a satisfying THUD! And slid down the wall onto her floor. She kicked off her shoes, yanked over her jeans and t-shirt while she pulled on a spaghetti strap shirt with Shino on it (surrounded by butterflies sqwee x3) and a pair of baggy pj pants that were white with chibi Kibas on them.

"Great… Now what am I going to do! I shall die without my fanfiction! Well…I could always wish to be in Naruto… But that is silly. Maybe that I get kidnapped by rouge nin? Naw. That's just stupid. Hmmm…Maybe Tsunade brings me there to help her get all the guys of Naruto together so they can have hot steamy mansex? Nope. Wrong again…"

While thinking of a grand way to escape into her favorite anime, Aiko drifted of to sleep, surrounded by her poster cover walls and various other Naruto fan craziness that littered her room. The sunset and darkness started to creep in, but that wasn't the only thing doing the creeping…Oh no…

A pair of bright blue eyes could be seen outside Akio's window. They seemed to take in every detail of her room as a hand pushed open the unlocked window and a small body entered the room stealthily… And all of a sudden, that person tripped on a misplaced Kakashi plushie.

"AIIIEEE!"

CRASH!

"What the-?!"

"Naruto you dobe."

"Idiot.."

"Now now Sasuke, Sakura…"

Aiko's eyes flew open and she clicked her bedside lamp on to reveal…Team 7. Staring wide-eyed, she took in every detail of their appearance. Shiny blue-black hair, orange jacket, blue leggings, and a small orange book. She could hardly believe her eyes.

"Your-" She tried again. "Your-"

"A little slow isn't she?"

The comment came from a certain silver haired jounin. His usual reading material could be seen as his only revealed eye was curved in an eye-frown-smile.

"No kidding."

The next comment came from a boy with onyx eyes and raven hair. His smirk was so big that it could have made Superman tremble.

"I think she's shocked."

Pink hair and green eyes were the first things she saw along with a frown and bored appearance.

"Stupid doll…"

Turning, Aiko saw that her beloved Kakashi plushie had been defiled by none other than…

"Naruto Uzumaki!"

Said ninja turned and was hit by a punch that would have made Tsunade proud.

"How dare you step on my Kaka-kun plush!"

Aiko ran to the rescue of said plushie and she hugged it until it was back to its normal shape.

"Kaka-kun!?"

Naruto had recovered enough from the blow to snort and laugh about the plushiest nickname. Sakura and Sasuke were smart enough to say quiet but Aiko could see that they too would have followed Naruto's example given the chance. Kakashi sweat dropped and sighed.

"Um…sorry. But why are you co cosplaying wackos in my bedroom?"

Naruto stopped laughing and stared at her like she had just grown 3 more arms. And they were coming out of her forehead.

"We are to escort you to the Hokage's office," Kakashi (or so he looked) said.

"Sure. Wait… Did my brother set this up? Because I know he's been wanting to get me back for that incident with the squirrels… and his underwear…" Aiko wondered out loud.

Sakura looked like she wanted nothing more than to hear the rest of this story, but Sasuke interrupted.

"We are to take you to her office. Now." The implied threat dangled.

"Hey wait a second! This must be a dream…yeah. Like when I was trying to wish my way into my favorite anime Naruto…"

"Now Aiko-" The Kakashi look alike started to say but he was interrupted by a small chibi plushie of himself being thrown at his face.

"How do you know my name!?" Aiko almost shouted and her eyes bugged out.

"Oh please," Sasuke muttered.

"Aiko, we are here to take you to Tsunade's office because some of the Akatsuki are looking for you. They know that you know like everything about the Hidden Leaf Village and want to get ahold of that information," Kakashi finally explained.

Aiko stared at Kakashi and blinked before turning to Sasuke and shouting, "ITACHI!!! Well… he is very hot actually…"

Sasuke anime fell and a big sweat drop appeared on the back of his head. Sakura smacked her forehead and Naruto stared at her.

"This is going to be harder than I thought…" Kakashi muttered.

"So let me get this straight." Aiko suddenly said. "A band of rouge nin are after me, that are also after the Nine-tailed Fox's chakra, and they want to kidnap me for my knowledge of Konohagakure?"

"Yes!" Kakashi said, delighted that she had figured it out, eventually.

"And you expect me to believe that? What do you think I am? Mental?"

Sasuke looked like he would, indeed, agree with the fact she was mental. Naruto and Sakura had mushroom sighs all around their heads.

"She's slower than you Naruto," Sakura commented.

"Yeah…hey-"

"Wait a minute forehead," Aiko interrupted Naruto, (she does that a lot -.-) "You come bragging into my room, in the middle of the night no less, and tell me this crazy story. Then you expect me to believe it, sweet as peach pie, and leave with you? How do I know you aren't the rouge nin themselves, huh? Maybe you all did transformation jutsus to look like Team 7…"

"Show her your Harem Jutsu Naruto," Kakashi said. Naruto ribbed the back of his head and mumbled an "Okay".

POOF!

Standing where Naruto had been seconds before was a beautiful blonde naked woman. She smiled and blew Aiko a kiss before there was another poof! And Naruto was back. Aiko stared with wide eyes (she seems to do that a lot doesn't she?) at the blonde shinobi and then let out a squeal as she glomped him soundly. Sasuke flinched at he sound and watched the two.

"It really is you! Naruto Uzumaki! And Sasuke-teme Uchiha," Naruto snorted and Sasuke twitched. "Along with Sakura-forehead Haruno! Oh and their perverted and always late sensei, Kakashi Hatake! Hey Kakashi?"

"Yes?"

"Can I borrow your Icha Icha book sometime?"

"Why sure-hey…"

Aiko glomped Kakashi next. Naruto picked himself of the floor and coughed.

"Shouldn't we be getting back to the village Kakashi-sensei?"

"Yes you would be right, Naruto." Kakashi peeled Aiko off him and set her down on the floor. "Sasuke? Would you mind putting her under a sleep jutsu? It will make it easier for traveling."

"Hn."

Aiko started to protest, but then she was sleeping soundly. She managed to mutter the words "Naruto carry me" though before she dozed off.

"Do I have to carry the basket case? Why not make Sasuke-teme carry her?"

"Just do it Naruto."

Grumbling something like "Not fair", Naruto picked up Aiko bridal style and zoomed off to into the night. Sasuke and Sakura grabbed all her Naruto merchandise and followed Naruto out the window.

"This is going to be some mission," Kakashi said before putting away his book and following his students out the open window.