FALLAN SOLDIER – SEQUEL TO THE YEAR JUSTIN TAYLOR CAME TO STAY.
As I awoke to the smell of trash and the sound of rain beating down on my cardboard box house outside Babylon, I saw a dark figure emerge. I quickly grabbed my weapon; anal bead grenades, worried that it would be Bilbo Ethan Jew nemesis. However, as the figure stepped into the light, it illuminated an Asian midget with photoshopped red eyes.
"HELLO, JUSTAIN TAYLAAA."
"WHO THA FUCK ARE YOU?" I screamed, doing my best Eminem impersonation. Because damn that guy is fierce.
"Who am I? WELL, I'M RICKY."
"WHT'S YOUR FULL NAME?"
"I DON'T HAVE ONE. I was abandoned as a baby and I've spent my life hunting rabbits and dead birds to eat. That's why my eyes are so red. Gives me special homo-fag powers"
Intrigued, I poked him with my long dildo pimp cane, resembling Gandalf's pimp stick.
"What is it you want, RICKY?"
"Well Justain, have you heard of Ethan Jew Gold?"
My eyes widened, "MOTHER OF GOD…."
"THOUGHT SO. I've been following you for a while now. I know your terrible story. Poor poor sacred Debbie. May she rest in peace. I am here to help you avenge her. I have superfag powers and they will come in handy."
"SWEET AS. COOL STORY BRO."
"Oh, and by the way, I brought someone to assist us."
Stepping into the light, I saw beautiful angel-like Cody. I started to cry. Tears of joys streamed down my luscious and beautiful ageless face. He grinned and pulled out his dick, slapping me across the face with it gently. I pulled out mine and did the same. Our old 'handshake'.
"Now put on your super dildo silicon armour. It's time to start an army." Ricky cried, noodles flying everywhere.
Who am I? I'm Justin Taylor. And this is the story of my revenge.
~FADES TO BLACK~
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