Tell me what you want

This is just a one-shot. It's obvious who one of the main characters is, but see if you can guess the other…

"What are you doing here? And why the hell are you holding flowers and dressed like a love-sick retard?"

"I brought these for you."

"Um…WHY?"

"Because I…um…" clears throat "You see, human, I seem to have caught this...feeling."

"What 'feeling'?"

"Well, Zim has seemed to have developed a sense of…it's very difficult to describe…"

"Spit it out, moron."

"Since I have developed this disturbing human disease, I have felt weird."

"Why do I want to know this?"

"Because! It's…It's…for the love of Irk I think I'm in love with you, as you humans say!"

Silence.

"Um…hello? Are you still here?"

"Zim…what in the name of Game Slave 7 Limited Edition with extra life and force field and level 999 with impassible boundaries and the undefeated champion in the world Dr. Pink, bless his name, which features the bazooka gun and the katana are you talking about?"

"…What?" 0.o

Eye twitches. "What do you mean, love me? I barely know you except for how my brother hates your guts and how I'm starting to hate you as well because you are not letting me finish my Game Slave 7 Limited Edition with extra life and force field and level 999 with impassible boundaries and the undefeated champion in the world Dr. Pink!" rips flowers out of Zim's hand and tosses them to the side. Picks him up and throws him halfway across the street. "Go love someone else!" Door slams.

Two people on bicycles ride buy. The little girl looks to the side and points at a green blob in the middle of the street.

"Mommy, what's that?"

The older woman glances where her daughter is pointing. "I don't know, sweetie. Move along, move along."

They ride past and the green blob lifts its head off the road. "SHE LIKES ME!" It screamed

The girl in the house lifted the trampled lilies off the floor. She touched the crushed petals softly. Zim was such an idiot. But he was cute while he was being one.

"He is such a dork," she murmured to herself.

Gaz slowly made the way to her room to play her Game Slave 7 Limited edition-well you know the rest.