It's me! Lil' ol' HAR-LEY Quinn! Thrown back in Arkham after another arrest from the big mean Bat! And we weren't doin' NOTHIN'! NIETHER!

Mista J. was just inviting him to a little party we's was throwin', we'd even dressed up the place real nice too! Complete with balloons filled with gas and razors!

Anyways, we had Bat's nice n' caught in a big pinata with his head replacin' the donkey's and I was 'bout to take the first swing with an axe when all of a sudden he breaks out and jumps right on my head and lunges at my Puddin'!

Well! I grabbed his cape and pulled him down and flung the cape over his head while my Puddin' got the car ready! Meanwhiles with the Bat blind I followed J. but he had already pulled away. I was mad for a moment but then I thought that he was probably really shaken-up by my sacrifice, really takin' to heart-ya know? He's so sweet.

So that takes us back to now where's I'm waitin' for my Love to rescue me!

And here he comes right through the wall of my cell! He's so excited to have me back he nearly crushes me under the debris!

"HARLEY! THE HYENA'S ARE HUNGRY! AND YOU'VE BEEN HERE LOUNGING AROUND WHILE I'VE HAD TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BASE MYSELF!" Mista J. flirts!

"Oh! I'm sorry Puddin! You must be so tired from workin' and rescuing me! Why don't you let me set up the new base and we'll get right back to where we started!" I flirt back with him, as I jump towards him to give 'im the biggest hug he ever got but he pushes me away before I could touch him. I love when he plays so hard to get!

"Stop that nonsense and get in the car!" Puddin' orders.

"Of course Puddin'! You're right! Shouldn't be wastin' time!" (He's the smartest, ain't he?)

Soon we're off speedin' down the road in his convertible and I'm lettin' the little balls on my cowl fly in the breeze since he was so nice to drive this time and let me relax a bit!

But- OF COURSE! Them cops were on our tail in no time and Mista J. hands me my trusty bazooka from behind the seat.

"Take care of them for me, Harley." He never takes his eyes off the road (So responsible! And I love it when he talks dirty for me ;) )

So I grab the bazooka, stand, turn, and lean out on the side a bit to get a good shot and BLAST! I FLIP ONE OF THE CARS LIKE NOTHIN'!

BOOM! 'NOTHER ONE!

"I'm on fire Mista J!" I scream, givin' him an update on the situation.

"Oh yeah?" He flirts, adjusting the rear-view mirror, "Well why haven't you taken of THAT yet then!?"

I turn back to see none otha than the Batmobile emergin' from the smoke.

"No problem-!" I say as I take aim, "Mista-"

Click.

I'm shocked.

Click.

Click.

Click. Click. Click click click click click click CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

"WHAT IS GOIN' ON WITH THIS THING?!"

Joker explains, "Funds are a bit low. Only got you two shots."

I'm a bit flustered, spinnin' around to him. "WELL YA COULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT BEFORE! NOW WHAT?!"

"Don't worrrrry about it my Harley," he says in that voice and I just melt, "I've got another idea."

Immediately, I'm completely calm. My J is so smart, so perfect. "Oh good! What ya thinkin'?"

He says, "All I need is good distraction."

The motor roars from the Batmobile behind us as it quickly catches up. My eyes are focused back on it, warnin' Mista J. "Well you better be findin' it fast, I don't think we'll hold off much longer."

"Oh Harley, you know I always keep one under-FOOT!"

I feel his shoe on my backside as Puddin' takes a sharp turn and sends me flyin' out the car and down the road.

I hit the pavement just as the Bat's notices what happened. I hear the tires squeal as he tries to avoid me.

I'm so happy I can play such an important role for my Puddin'. I'm sure he feels REAL BAD about leaving me behind...I bet he'd be DEVASTATED to know that the Batmobile isn't going to stop in time...he'll miss me so much...what's he gonna do without me! He'll be-! He'll be- He'll be... He'll...be...He'll...

He'll still be the Joker...