Ace Attorney Mad Libs

by Peoplepersonsof DooM

"While a Daryan's typical meal would normally consist of a seal, a sea Ema, or a guitar, Daryans have been known, on occasion, to attack humans. " What happens when you mix Mad Libs and Ace Attorney? Silly crack drabbles.

1. How to Fend Off a Shark

AN: Nothing special here, just decided to post these old Mad Libs I did for the lulz. I do not own Mad Libs nor Ace Attorney!

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While a Daryan's typical meal would normally consist of a seal, a sea Ema, or a guitar, Daryans have been known, on occasion, to attack humans. Approximately 69 people each year are the victims of Daryan attacks. Most often, people are attacked while sexting in booze near Seaworld. To avoid Daryan attacks:

1) Never wear spicy jewelry or a metallic skin tight pants while swimming. A Daryan may think you're a Klavier.

2) Avoid swimming at dusk. This is a Daryans natural fucking time.

3) Never go swimming if you are bleeding. A Daryan can smell blood from 13 miles away. If you are attacked by a Daryan, hit back - particularly in the Daryan's penis and balls. Though a Daryan attack is a scary prospect, remember you are 3 times more likely to get stripped by an Apollo.