"Blair~ where are you?" Kid hollered. "here~ kitty kitty kitty, come out come out where ever you are". Kid sighed. He had spent half of the day searching for the said cat. He wished he could call some of his friends to help him, like Black*Star with his enchanced five senses or Maka with her soul perception ability, but it's just too risky. What if they end up knowing what's his problem? As a last resort, he yelled "OOHH LOOKIE! THERE'S A MOUNTAIN OF FRESH FISH OUT HERE WITH NO ONE GUARDING! WHAT'S THIS? A CARD THAT SAYS THIS IS FOR BLAIR THE CAT!" In 5 seconds flat, with a poof and a "WHEREEEE'S THE FISH?", tadaa, there's Blair.
"Sorry Blair, I lied" Kid said sheepishly. "What? Why?" Blair asked with a sad face. "I've been searching for you, urmm.. I need some help, and only you can help me with this" Kid said before he turned away, a blush evident on his face. "Awww~ a shinigami's feeling naughty today~" the magical cat purred. "What! It's not like that! I need some advice on how to seduce, that's all!" Kid yelled and then he realized what he just screamed is more embarrassing than what Blair accused him. The pink-faced death god turned even redder before he grabbed Blair's hand and ran away from there. Thank goodness he wore a hoodie and sunglasses today. At least people won't know it was him
"So what's up if needing my help?" Blair asked after he stopped running. "E..Eermm.. Are you a.. a..a fujoshi?" Kid asked, still red faced from the incident before. The question caught Blair off-guard, as she IS a closet yaoi fangirl. Oh well. "Well, yes actually, but how does me being a fujoshi relate with you needing advice to seduce someone?" Blair asked. She just couldn't make the connection. "Well… if your advice for me works, you could maybe just have a direct source to yaoi." Now Kid's face was officially burning like he has a fever. "Oh.. so you're gay? Yaayy~ I get to see Yaoi action live! " Blair practically danced with happiness. "So who's the lucky boy? Don't tell me, it's Soul right? You guys are so cute together! :D "Blair was now really officially yaoi-high on the possibilities of what she could be seeing. "Whaa… how did you know? Kyaa! Is it obvious? Please tell me it's not that obvious /!" Now the seriously burning with embarrassment shinigami have tears streaming down his cheeks. Somehow, he looks so cute and helpless, perfect to be an uke for Soul, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA. Blair shook her head. Ok, her thoughts are officially insane.
"Relax, let the mistress of seduction teach you on how to make the boy's nose bleed every time he thinks of you" the seductive cat comforted him. Said boy calmed down after hearing her said that. "Uhhmm… just so you know, no telling anyone else I like him, kay? And, urm…only my father knows I like him, other than you, not even Patty and Liz knows" Kid told Blair. "Oooh~ at least the troublesome part of telling your parents are done. Good job!" Blair congratulated him. "*sigh* after I've been so cold to him, father would've tolerated anything from me just to have his 'cute, darling, adorable Kid-chan' back… urggghh" he shuddered at the nickname that his father had given to him.
"Ok Kid, so here's the plan. I tell you how to seduce him one at a time. If it doesn't work, I'll tell you another way. We'll keep doing this until he IS in love with you." Blair instructed her new disciple. Kid just nodded. Blair bended down and whispered something into Kid's ear, and his expression changed, first to shock, then to embarrassment. "B-blair-san, are you absolutely SURE this would work?" the shinigami couldn't be sure. How could something so humiliating endear him to his beloved? "Relax, try it first and see. Even if it doesn't, there's more than a thousand ways to seduce human" Blair said with a wink.
Author's Note: Dun dun dun~ What did Blair tell Kid to do? Tune in to the next chapter of this story :D. Please review and comment and tell me how to improve. Maybe there's something wrong with my writing? A typo? Or maybe you just want to rant? Or maybe you have some suggestions for me? Thanks in advance and thanks for reading!