10 Ways to Mess with Peter Burke
We all know that Neal loves to test his limits, but just how far will he push his partner-in-crime solving? That's what the White Collar Crime Unit wants to know!
Diana stared around. Everyone was half asleep. Mortgage fraud cases do that to you. They really needed something to laugh about. But what? Then she saw Caffrey. The ex-con was doodling on a scrap of paper, his case file not even open. She rolled her eyes. Then an evil smile lit her face as she pulled out a sheet of paper and a pen.
A half hour later, she sat the paper in front of the convict. He stared at it for a moment.
"Ten ways to mess with Peter Burke?" The baby-blue eyes stared up at her in confusion.
"A hundred bucks if you finish the list," she whispered. His dazzling smile slowly came out.
"I'm in."
10 Ways to Mess with Peter Burke
Repeatedly ask him why he wears awful ties.
When it gets quiet, ask him stupid questions like "do you like pickles?" or "Why are you scared of clowns?"
When he's talking, stand behind him and make stupid faces.
When he's on the phone with Elizabeth, loudly say "pudding" until he makes you leave.
Tape a picture of a smiley face on his computer screen when he leaves his office.
When he gets mad, say "Cheer up Mr. Grumpy Gills" like your talking to a baby.
When he says something, keep asking "Why?"
Do the whole "Peter, Peter, Peter (X 5 or 6), Burke, Burks ( X 5 or 6)" start over and keep going until he yells, wave and say hi, and run away.
When smiles, start singing "If you're happy and you know it."
10. When he yells at someone say "Dude! Take a chill pill! Geeze!"