The Honeymoon's Over
Chapter One
The Inner Workings of Kat Stratford...
Kat Stratford, your basic Australian (AN:/ Yes everyone in this story is Australian) teenager, one problem, I LOATHE Kai Hiwatari, multi-billionaire A-grade hottie...More like A-grade nottie! He is SO full of him self! If egos were flesh, 5,000 people could eat for weeks if they were stranded on a desolate snow-capped island in the middle of the Antarctic ocean...and guess who has to audition to marry him, the oh so lucky Kat Stratford! Well, it's not like he's gonna pick me, I'll tell him EXACTLY how DREAMY he is...He'll be scared shitless...Running for the hills. It's just the humiliation...
I sighed, grabbing my cell and bag before putting on my black Nike cap. I walked down the stairs, my footsteps making noise; banging against the mahogany floors. "Kat, finally you're here! We're expected at the Hiwatatri Manor in twenty minutes!" Mum's voice sounded through the room, "Do I really have to do this! I HATE the man! Besides I'm never gonna get picked and-"
"Ugh! Kat, please change into the dress I bought for this! The dress code is not casual!" she shook her head in disapproval her head, I looked in the mirror, there was nothing wrong with what I was wearing; A black pair of baggy pants with a net mini skirt over it with chains webbing over it and a belt with a scull and crossbones on it, a black tank top with Buzz Off! Written on it in a scrawly handwriting in white and a dead fly on it, my was pulled back in it's usual ponytail. "Sorry mum, but I have a strict no ruffles policy." I smirked. "Kat!" Her voice was getting higher by the second. "Fine!" I went into my room slamming the door behind me. I
I curse the fiery pits of hell for my current predicament, the gods MUST hate me, I'm wearing a BABY PINK dress... Just kill me now; it'll spare me the humiliation.
Mistress, it can't be THAT bad, I've met his Dranzer, she's quite nice...
Kougra! You're VERY friendly, I am quite the opposite...I'm only nice to my own kind...you're nice to everyone! What does that tell us???
That you have a SERIOUS attitude problem???
Ha ha ha...(the 'ha's represent sarcastic mirthless laughter...) DISAPPEAR!!!
Very well,
Why can't that annoying I'll look on the bright side if it kills me tigress mind her own god damn business?
"Well, here we are, Kat sweetie!"
"Oh joy!" Sarcasm, a wonderful tool, one I use EXTREMELY often.
Yayyyy!! D'you like it???