Woohoo, October break and I'm kicking it off with a new series. Well I guess I wouldn't be able to call it a series...

Narrator: Hello and welcome to LOB news, and here is your host LOB.

"My name is LSB"

Narrator: UGH FINE, everyone your host LSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSB"

*glares* "as my infuriating narrator said I am LSB, and this is LSB news. Your source for information, updates, and recommendations from not only
my stories but from the entire FanFiction community."

"Lets start by opening the Mail Box,
our first letter comes from anonymous who writes,"

writer: Hey LSB I was wondering...
How come you haven't been updating so often since early June It would mean a lot if you answered this question

"well anonymous, to answer your question the reason I haven't been posting is because I have a life, you should get one.
Our last letter comes from anonymous (no relation) who writes,"

writer: why no pony porn stories?

"Okay listen up and listen well, I'm fine with romance and bronies skipping around the archive like a kid in a candy store, but
the day I write a REAL story about pony porn is the day I take a loaded shotgun and put two new holes IN PINKY PIES HEAD. DOES THAT
ANSWER YOUR QUESTION YOU PONY FUCKING, LIMP DICK, PEA BRAINED, BUST.

"Oh um...what...I...meant to say was...

Don't count on it"

"ANYWAY lets move to up coming attractions, chapter 14 for discords amusement is going to be unveiled on Sunday. In the chapter
we will focus on Tacosaurus more. Another big thing is there is going to be another fine for due to an author
copying 45 episodes of Avatar without asking for borrowing privileges."

"that was the week you heard from LSB news, and remember the *static* and *static* are watching you.

Narrator: Hey if you liked this then follow and favorite us, if have a question say so in the commentary. Remember not to write the letter out, otherwise
it would spoil the next episode. And please its called punctuation, look it up, its hard enough for LSB to read a letter without it looking like it was written by
EE cummings

" I can read fine you prick"

Narrator: OH look, the monkey thinks she's people how cute

"One more word out of you and I'll shove my foot so far up yours ass I could use your O-ring as an ankle bracelet.

Narrator: Oh can it you oversized cum bucket