They call him Gollum, Gollum, so viridescent,

No-one you see, is slimier than he,

And we know Gollum, lives in a world full of darkness,

Going into a lake, when he has to pee!

Everyone pities the king of the Ring,

Ever so creepy is that thing,

Tricks he will do when hobbits appear,

And how they groan when he's near!

They call him Gollum, Gollum, so viridescent,

No-one you see, is slimier than he,

And we know Gollum, lives in a world full of darkness,

Going into a lake, when he has to pee!