EVIL INNOCENT

Kickers-ej

Disclaimer: me no own yuyu hakusho.

Notes: a kurama x hiei fic with OOCness abound.

Phase 1: Exploiting Kurama

Hiei loves power. And the fact that he himself is one of the most powerful demons in all 3 worlds makes it all the better. The fact that he had a group of powerful friends was also a plus. He also hates ningens. To him those unworthy creatures were just placed in this world as some kind of ornament, to make the world look prettier. And this is true if one was to observe his best friend, Kurama, or in human language, Shuuichi Minamino. Kurama was drop dead gorgeous (even though Hiei will not admit it out loud), admired by many. With his flowing crimson hair and sparkling emerald eyes…you get it.

However, Hiei couldn't help but to be intrigued by the conversation that was taking place under the tree in which he was currently residing. Although the ones that were having the conversation were two ningens.

"Really, it was fun to see him get so jealous, just because I said that I was molested by some random dude on the street,"

"Oh,Gina! How evil of you!"

"Hey, I just wanted to see if he had any feelings for me. It's that or we remain best friends,"

"And frame an innocent man?"

" Heheh, I'll admit, it was kinda evil. But, feeling protected and having such power over someone sure was worth it. Now if I had a grudge against someone, I'll just sic him on them!"

Hiei heard what he needed to hear, and leapt towards Kurama's house. Was it true that having power over someone else is really that nice? Is it any different from having your own power? Being protected is a sign of weakness, is it not? And using someone's services if you wanted to beat someone else, don't you have to pay them or something? All in all, Hiei wanted to try these new founding of his.

Reaching the kitsune's window, Hiei tapped lightly on the glass before he was greeted by the brilliant smile that Kurama always put on when greeting him. It made him feel all giddy and warm at the same time.

"May I help you Hiei?" Kurama gestured for the fire youkai to have a seat on his bed and taking the space next to it.

"Kurama, you will protect me if I was in trouble, won't you?" It came as a sudden question and already Hiei could see that Kurama was in panic mode.

Hn. I guess it really is fun to have such power over someone else, but to what extent…

"What's wrong Hiei? Did someone hurt you?" frantically Kurama eyed Hiei all over, searching or signs of injury. Hiei, amazed at this sudden discovery, decided to play along.

"A man molested me on the way here, and I couldn't do anything to him because he was a ningen…"

"WHAT!!" Kurama's eyes instantly flashed gold, indicating that he was willing to tap into Youko's power if needed. 'I'll slice the idiot who dared touch my cute Hiei-chan'

"Where did he touched you, Hiei?" Kurama calmly asked, a vein popping at his forehead.

Hiei didn't answer, but touched his behind and blushing slightly. Kurama once said that no one should be groped on their behind because it was sexual harassment, and he intended to go all out in this little act of his. Immediately he could see that Kurama was already at the pinnacle of losing control. He felt a surge of power like nothing before coursed through his body. It was exhilarating! Such control!

Wow. I guess the female ningen does have a point. It felt, nice having such authority over someone else. I feel so invincible!

Kurama, meanwhile, was having several alternatives as to how this pervert should die by his hands. They all had one thing in common, and that is to end in slow, torturous, painful deaths. Taking deep breaths, he asked Hiei who dared to lay a hand on him and Hiei just named some random guy he saw on the park.

"Wait here Hiei, while I uh- attend some business. When I get back we'll have some sweet snow okay?"

Wo-hoo! Not only will some innocent ningen get beaten to death, I'll get sweet snow as well!

Hiei nodded and chewed his bottom lip. As soon as Kurama leapt out of his window, he grinned malevolently. This could be used to his advantage.

And now…to get back all those other idiots that got on my nerves…beginning with the idiot…heheheheheh

Hey guys! just another thing that came to me when i was asleep. I could practically see Kurama's panic face! And Hiei, smirking to himself. Please, r n r! Thanks!