Life Is Unfair. Get Used To It.
By K1
A/N: This is my first full length story! Please review!
Shelly takes out a letter out of her mailbox, looks at it, and screams, "NOOOOO!
Cliff, who just happened to be walking by, looked over alarmed. "WHAT'S THE MATTER?"
"MY SISTER IS COMING HERE!"
"YOU HAVE A SISTER?"
"YEAH! A TWIN!"
"WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?" Cliff yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW!" Shelly yelled back.
There was a very uncomfortable pause with a lot of blinking until Cliff finally spoke.
"So, uh… why is she coming here?" he asked.
"I have no idea." Shelly answered.
"Does she look exactly like you?" Cliff asked with interest.
Shelly gave him a weird look. "Uh, yeah. Except that she is a brunette."
Cliff starts thinking dirty thoughts.
"Cliff? Cli-ff? ANYBODY HOME?" she yelled in his ear.
He jumped about 2 miles in the air, and Shelly watched him come down and fall on his but.
"What?" he said, looking around startled.
"You…never mind."
"Well, I think I better go now." Cliff said.
"What a weirdo…" she thought as he walked away.
A/N: Ok, so this is just the starting, but I will post the second chapter today or tomorrow.