A DAY IN THE SHOES OF VEGETA
It was a normal day in the gravity room for Vegeta. He was training at 1,000,000x regular earth gravity when someone knocked on the door.
"Hmph," he grunted. "I've told Kakarot a million times already not to bother me while I'm training."
He turned the gravity down and went to answer the door. However, it wasn't Goku at the door; it was Neji.
"Hello," Neji greeted. "Would you like to buy some girl scout cookies?"
And then Vegeta just lost it.
"GIMME ALL YOUR THIN MINTS, PUNK!!!" Vegeta grabbed the bags out of Neji's red wagon. He ripped them open and started dumping the cookies in his mouth.
"Hey!" Neji objected, but Vegeta ignored him.
"I'm going to turn my gravity back up so I can force these delicious treats into my stomach more easily. Also, it will help get them out the other end," he chuckled as he walked back into the gravity room.
Neji wasn't just going to stand there. Justice had to be served! That nasty man must pay, he thought. He followed vegeta into the gravity room and immediately got flattened like a grape.
Now, about 30 minutes later Vegeta had to take a dump. On his way to the bathroom, he noticed Neji had been squashed flat by the gravity room. He decided to take Neji with him to the bathroom. After he downed one and drowned one, Vegeta wiped his ass with the now-flat-Neji and flushed him down the toilet.
And the moral of the story is: Dragon Ball Z owns Naruto.
THE END