Inuyasha was annoyed with Kagomes persistent need to hover over him while he was just sitting there, ya know, minding his own business. Of course unlike any other typical guy character he wasn't drooling over her mini skirt 24/7. Unlike like cough Miroku. Sango was petting Kirara with the Priest Miroko right behind her, feeling up her booty. "DAMN MONK!" Sango screamed and slapped him HARD. Rin was walking by in a forest near by and hearing all this chaos waddled over to them, silently watching and listening. While so into this chain of events, Jaken was with Sesshormaru. "Master, Rin is being a stalker AGAIN!" Jaken said while secretly checking out the smexy shessy! "Jaken, do you want me to beat your little skull in again with that creepy stick of yours?"
"No please master nooo"
"Stop being sexual Mr.Jaken, Shessy is MINE." Rin said glaring at him.
Kagome and Sango heard this commotion going on behind the bushes they quietly tip-toed over and watched them. Rin pranced over to Sessy and kissed him. Sango got so wide eyed! "What is going on here?!? How can you do this to me Master." Jaken yelled.
"Rin and I are...lovers..."
(Yes, I know how sick this is.)
Kirara stared at Miroku rubbing his freshly slapped face. She watched him, and licked her chops. I will eat you little priest just you wait...