Unnoticed: O gee!!! O gee!!! I am getting daring these days. Daring and stupid. I can't believe it!!! I won't believe it!!! I… Okay, I need to calm down. This fic is like a continuation of Chaos Valkyrie's "A Matter of Nomenclature". I love it so much!!!!! And then I got this sudden thought… what if Roy heard all of that? And then after a fit of nervousness and 5-minute phone call. This turned out… For you to understand this fic, you need to read "A Matter of Nomenclature" first!!! Because, if you didn't you WILL get a bit confused. And we don't want that.

Disclaimer: If I owned Fullmetal Alchemist, I wouldn't have thought of chimeras and homonculus… So it would be very, very, and did I say very? Plot less and I'm sure nobody wants that.


Raven eyes were lit up with amusement and a smile turned into a smirk. The man made himself known as he coughed. Yes, the topic of discussion, one named Roy Mustang heard it all. From the boys argument about Edward being gay to Edward saying he was "Roy-sexual". Not to mention the fact about Armstrong that was sure to give him nightmares.

Edward made an uncharacteristic squeak as he turned around and saw Roy. Roy raised an eyebrow. "Something wrong?" Roy asked, acting like he just came. Edward shook his head quickly and Alphonse coughed but it sounded something suspiciously like a chuckle. Al excused himself as he looked for more books and ignored Ed's horrified look. Roy was silently thanking the younger Elric for giving him this chance.

Edward was noticeably quiet. When Roy raised an eyebrow and started to execute his plan. "Are you that uncomfortable with your brother not around or did something happen before I got here?" Roy asked with a false tone of curiosity. Ed grumbled something like. "None of your business Colonel Bastard."

Roy smirked. "Oh really? I think it is my business especially if you're, what was it again? Oh yeah!! Roy-sexual." Edward spluttered and Roy grinned evilly as Edward blushed. "You heard all of that?" Edward asked with a small voice. Roy grinned. "Every word, including the Armstrong part." Both shuddered at the mere thought. Roy walked closer to Edward and tilted his face to meet his.

Roy chuckled at Edward's blushing face. And as he looked at the golden orbs. He whispered something that was sure to make the young boy blush deeper. "Don't worry, if your Roy-sexual then I'm an Ed addict."


Unnoticed: This was my first… O gee!!! I finished it!!! And it was so short. Well, please review for me to know how much you hate it!!!! Thanks a lot!!! I hope Chaos Valkyrie likes it even a little bit… I couldn't really make Roy say he was Ed-sexual because, he's… well, Roy!!! I can't imagine a Fullmetal Alchemist story without him being a ladies man!!!!

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