Disclaimer: very very sadley i dont own torchwood (sigh!)
big thanx to cyber-ianto for the help with the wrighters block :D
hope you like it :)
Ianto POV:
It was a normal day at the hub. Owen was playing potions with some chemicals, Gwen was looking at yet another load of reports on missing people, Tosh was playing around with some new piece of alien tech and Jack; my Jack, well he was just sitting at his desk looking gorgeous as usual, pretending to do paper work. The day that Jack really did paper work was the day Pigs fly. And guess what I was doing. Making coffee. As usual. Things where pretty normal. Well, as normal as things can get when you're in an alien hunting thing…
That was when I heard the alarm. We all knew what that meant. There had been a security breach!
We all dropped our stuff and ran towards the computer screen. Tosh was already typing a million words per second. When I was at school I was top of IT. Next to Tosh, I looked completely stupid. Next to tosh, everybody, every human at least, looks completely stupid.
"What is it?" we all asked her.
"Flying pigs!" she exclaimed.
"What!"
Of course Jack had met these creatures before;
"They make you do stuff you wouldn't usually do. Like make Owen nice (slap from Owen), make Tosh stupid, make Gwen mean and make Ianto wear a tracksuit."
They all (except me of course) tried to keep from laughing.
"And you would be shy and actually do some paper work!" I retorted glaring at him.
"Exactly!"
We all groaned. Next thing you know, the door opens and standing there in the doorway is Captain John Hart, tears dripping down his face.
"Something tells me that John here met a flying pig!"