I've heard the quotes from Shi No Numa and Der Riese, and even though their funny, I just feel like there's something missing. Like comeback Quotes! Think about it, one of the characters insults you or praises you and the character you play makes a comeback!
Here's a few I thought of!
Warning: The lines I've placed are different quotes and are made to stop confusion. That is all!
Takeo: Nikolai, you are an Idiot!
Nikolai: Hey Takeo, if I'm an "Idiot" Then how come I survive longer than you eh?
Dempsey: Oh headshot from the Mighty Takeo!
Takeo: Ha, too bad you can't shot for life Dempsey.
Takeo: Richtofen, you are a mighty warrior to be feared!
Richtofen: Ja thank you. So is ze Russian!
Nikolai: Dam straight!
Dempsey: How come nothing is free anymore?
Takeo: Because you were born!
Nikolai: Ouch, you just got served!
Richtofen: No! No I don't want to go to hell! I've got nothing to wear!
Dempsey: Then put some clothes on, dumb fucking Nazi...!
Dempsey: How come whenever we least expect it, these Smell-hounds just suddenly appear!
Richtofen: Zey must be attracted to you American. Zat vas ven you said "Go sniff some freak-bag ass!"
Nikolai: AH HA, now I know why they keep coming after us!
Richtofen: Nikolai, remember ze time ven ve vere in ze Swamp?
Nikolai: Yes, just recently in fact. *Shudders* I'll never forget that night!
Richtofen: NO! NEVER SPEAK OF ZAT!
Dempsey: Richtofen, sometimes I have this strange feeling in my gut, and it won't go away. What's it mean?
Richtofen: It means zat you are in love!
Dempsey: I'm in love with a toilet? HELL NO!