Me: Ok, I could not RESIST putting this up xD.
Kyo: Oh god, what is it? _
Yuki: Is it something that would most likely come from Shigure's mouth?
Me: Ehehhee........well...-snickers and looks at Shigure- He made me!!
Shigure: We worked on this one together :D.
Me: Yea!!
Kyo and Yuki: -dies-
Me: Eehehhehe.....now let's see......Ohright, I'm updating One Thing, dun worry. I just really wanted to write this :P.
Disclaimah- I don't own the awesome song in this storeh. It's owned by Stephen Lynch. I think xD. Look it up on youtube while reading for extra laughs xD.
OH AND. A little info. Yuki and Tohru are siblings. Kyo and Tohru are together.
Best Friends
Yuki: Kyo has been my best friend for many years now-
Kyo: About one.
Yuki: Haha. Yea. That's a lot of...months. Well, I wrote a song that celebrates our greatest asset as friends and that's our complete and utter differences. We're complete and total oppisites when it comes to almost everything. So, I wrote a song and we're gonna sing it for ya now.
Kyo: -points- Gay, not gay..................It's his shirt isn't it? XD
Yuki: Alright I'm the gay one. ._. whatever.
Yuki: I like my toast buttered.
Kyo: And I'll take mine dry.
Yuki: I dig the Beatles.
Kyo: Ima Stones kinda guy.
Yuki: I have fine taste.
Kyo: And I like things cheap.
Yuki: I wanna stay up all night.
Kyo: I just wanna sleep.......with your sister.
Yuki: ….....I'm sorry what did you just say?
Kyo: ...what? :)
Yuki: You just said something....you wanna sleep..
Kyo: Your turn.
Yuki: Eh....I like the sunshine.
Kyo: And I just wanna nail your sister!
Yuki: See...hey you just said it agai-
Yuki:....I like Julia Roberts movie's.
Kyo: I just wanna fuck the shit outa your sister!!!! And tyke, you would rule
Yuki: Hey!
Kyo: If you'd say, "It's cool! =3=."
Yuki: It's not cool!!
Kyo: I'd go pick her up..at her junior high schooool!! Yea your sister, yea! I wanna fuck your sister!
Yuki: HEY WHOA; THAT SISTER?!??!
Kyo: YEA! I WANNA F HER IN THE A AND JUST C ALL OVER HER CHIN AND I'D JUST STICK IT IN HER V AND THEN MOVE TO HER A HOLE AND-
Yuk: STOP USING LETTERS!!!!
Kyo: AND I WANNA FUCK HER IN THE FACE THEN STICK IT IN HER EYEBALLS AND-
Yuki: WHOA!!
Kyo: -WHAT?!
Yuki: Whoa...... whoa god dammit.
Kyo: What?
Yuki: ….........You wanna fuck my sister?
Kyo:.....Yes.
Yuki: ….You...wanna fuck my sister.
Kyo: ..yes.
Yuki:...............$26.50. ;D..
0o0
Me: TADA!!! :DDD
Shigure: -sniffs- It's just so wonderful! I taught you well! -cries on shoulder-
Yuki: That was utterly disturbing.
Kyo: Seriously.
Tohru: Uhm....what was that song about?
Yuki and Kyo: NOTHING!!
Me: Teehee. Until next time......