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Disclaimer: I do not own Wolf's Rain, nor the song Babe, I got you Babe

Chapter One: Sonny and Cher

Cher was wishing she could make out wi- I mean, studying Cheza (aka: the Cheesey Slut) when Sonny (Hubb) burst into the room holding a bouquet of pink flowers. What forced Cher from her dirty daydreams, however, was Sonny's clothing. The detective was wearing a bright pink vest with a lime green vest over it. What was worse, though, was the bellbottoms; orange with rainbow colored flower print.

"Hubb," Cher asked in a tone that made it blatantly obvious that she severely doubted his sanity, "what the hell are you wearing?"

"Like my new duds?" Sonny asked sincerely.

All the scientists burst out laughing.

Sonny, being totally OOC, burst into tears three minutes later when he realized they were laughing at him. Cher, who still had a tiny grain of love for Sonny, patted his back comfortingly. Sonny immediately stopped crying.

"Here, Cher," he said, holding out the flowers, "I got these for you. I know you like pink." Here, he glared at that Kiba-stealing slu- I mean, Cheza.

"Um, thanks, Hubb," Cher replied uneasily.

Awkward silence.

Ten minutes later…

"Um…"

Another awkward silence.

Twenty minutes later…

"Isn't it our lunch brea-"

The random scientist was whacked by another random scientist.

Falls back into another awkward silence for five minutes…

Sonny pulled out a plate of steaming hot brownies out of nowhere.

"Where did those come from?" Cher asked.

"Um…that's confidential information. If I told you, then I'd have to kill you," Sonny said with a goofy-yet-creepy smile.

"Oh, o-okay…" Cher replied, taking a brownie from the plate. She took a bite, chewed, and swallowed. Sonny wore an eager smile. "These taste kind of funny. What did you put in them?" she asked.

"Um…love?" Sonny said uneasily. Cher stared at him, shrugged, and crammed the rest of the brownie into her mouth. Yes, my plan is working, Sonny thought and rubbed is hands together evilly.

"What are you doing?" Cher asked.

"Huh? Oh, nothing," Sonny replied after staring at her stupidly for about a minute. Suddenly, two of the scientists started to do the hustle. Everyone stared, then stared more when Sonny decided to join in. They almost burst into uncontrollable laughter when Sonny started to "break dance." Unexpectedly, Sonny's pants ripped. That broke tha dam, and the whole room was laughing as Sonny tried to his ruffly, pink silk pink underwear.

"Oi! He's wearing ladies' underwear!" some random, undeniably sexy British scientist-wizard dude said through his laughter. Meanwhile, Cher was sitting on the floor and shoveling the whole plate of brownies into her mouth.

Cher suddenly stood up and music randomly started playing. (Hmm, I wonder how that happened? points at 'random British scientist-wizard')

"They say we're young and we don't know," Cher began in a surprisingly good voice, "we won't find out until we grow."

"Well I don't know if all that's true," Sonny joined in, his girly underwear mercifully hidden by a pair of bellbottoms, sparkly orange this time, " 'Cause you got me, and baby I got you."

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HER: They say our love won't pay the rent
Before it's earned, our money's all been spent
HIM: I guess that's so, we don't have a pot
But at least I'm sure of all the things we got

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HIM: I got flowers in the spring I got you to wear my ring
HER: And when I'm sad, you're a clown
And if I get scared, you're always around
HER: So let them say your hair's too long
'Cause I don't care, with you I can't go wrong
HIM: Then put your little hand in mine
There ain't no hill or mountain we can't climb

HIM: Babe
BOTH: I got you babe I got you babe

HIM: I got you to hold my hand
HER: I got you to understand
HIM: I got you to walk with me
HER: I got you to talk with me
HIM: Igot you to kiss goodnight
HER: I got you to hold me tight
HIM: I got you, I won't let go
HER: I got you to love me so

BOTH: I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe
I got you babe

When Sonny and Cher finished their duet, everyone in the room was staring at them. Even Cheza woke from her perpetual slumber to gawk at her admirer, but Cher was to drugged-up on marijuana to notice her One True Love's awakening.

"Cher, that was awesome! We should go into the music biz together!" Sonny pronounced happily.

"Yeah, we should, "Cher agreed.

Sonny, thinking it was the perfect opportunity to do it, pressed his lips against Cher's. It seemed the kiss had a sobering affect on Cher, because instead of responding to the kiss, she slapped Sonny in the face. Cher stormed out of the lab, leaving a hurt Sonny and a group of amused scientists in her wake.

Hope you like it! Next chapter: a xover between Fullmetal Alchemist and Twilight. Review!!