Prologue
Aaa, it was a warzone. Humans and vampires were at war. It was like Doom and Armageddon had a baby, and it was ugly. For the first time ever, humans were losing the war, badly.
In the small town of Fallcoast, there was a family. There lived a family of three. Albert Goldenhair was married to Crystal Goldenhair, and they had a child named Fionna. Their town was peaceful, quiet, and far from the warzone. The war had just started. Nobody was too concerned about the war. Vampires and humans frequently had squabbles, and they never lasted too long. Little did they know, this war was going to be nearly as bad as the Great Mushroom war.
Magic had been rediscovered, and shape- shifters, wizards and warriors roamed Aaa.
Fionna one day went to play outside. She played outside with her best friend, Cake. Cake was a werecat, a human able to transform into a cat, or a catlike creature. Fionna was eight- years- old and she went to play 'Hero' with Cake. They pretended to rescue imaginary animals, and people from the evil vampires.
"Cake this is so much fun" Fionna shouted.
"I know hun!" Cake said. Cake was sixteen, but she didn't mind playing with the young human.
"Let's go play by the ocean!" Fionna suggested.
"Sounds good, hop on me baby!" Cake said, transforming into a lion-like animal. Fionna struggled to get up on Cake's back, but when she did, Cake sprinted off towards the ocean.
Fionna loved the sea. The smell, the sounds, the imaginary sea monsters!
"Cake, what do you want to play?" Fionna asked.
"Nah baby girl, let's just watch the sunset" Cake said, sitting down.
Fionna sat down next to her and they both watched the sun paint the sky red, orange and yellow.
"Woah, this is great" Fionna said.
There was a splash in the water.
"What was that?!" Fionna asked.
Cake shrugged "Probably some fish"
"Fish don't make that sound" Fionna said worriedly.
Another splash, this time closer.
"Cake…l-let's hide" Fionna stuttered.
"Alright baby" Cake said, with no concern at all in her voice, and led Fionna to a nearby bush.
"Cake is this another prank?" Fionna said with a slight scowl.
"No baby" Cake said.
A figure appeared out of the water. Fionna contained her scream. More figures came out of the ocean. The figures drew their weapons and walked onwards, stealthily. There were only two possible creatures the figures could have been. First was the sea-people. Second, where vampires.
A pit formed in the two heroes stomachs.
"Let's follow them" Cake whispered.
Fionna nodded and crouched down and followed Cake. The vampires lit torches and sneaked to the village.
Fionna stared in horror as the vampires pillaged and burned the village. The screams of her parents echoed endlessly in her ears. Fionna could not look away, but she wanted to do nothing more than cover her eyes. Tears flowed down her face like a river. She wanted to help, but she could do nothing more than stand there.
Fionna looked back at the ocean, the ocean that allowed these creatures to violate her childhood; the ocean that produced the monsters of her nightmares. She cursed the ocean, and she hated the ocean for the horrible things it allowed.
Cake was crying too, but not as much. Cake had no parents, and her only family was Fionna. Her boyfriend, Monochromicorn, was working under the young Prince Gumball. She slowly grabbed the very stiff Fionna and placed her onto her back. Cake ran off, the screams of dying children were ebbing away. A very deathly silence followed the chaos of sounds. Everybody was dead, and the vampires were feasting upon the flesh of the fallen people.
And this was how Fionna became an orphan. And this is how Cake took the role of Fionna's guardian.
Together they wandered Aaa in hope of finding a new purpose, and a new home.