Note: I don't own POTC!
"FIRE THE CANNON!" Said Jack
"WHAT WAS THAT...MR.TURNER"
"Yes Jack" Said Will
"Why aren't their cannon's?...we don't have any cannon's at all?"
"Jack we just shot a cannon"
"NO WE DID NOT...WE SHOT A COCONUT" Said Jack
"OK Jack...step away from the rum"
"Are you calling me a drunk?"
"No...well...Yes"
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME A DRUNK OR ELSE I WILL TAKE YOU DOWN IN A MUD FIGHT ME VS. YOU!"
"OK as you wish"
Jack is Shirtless
Will is Shirtless woooooohooooo
"BOYS STOP IT!" Said Elizabeth
"Well he started it" Said Jack
"I don't care"
"ha ha Jack" Said will
Elizabeth is by the end of the boat
"Now Jack in my hand is the last rum bottle either you be a good caption OR SAY GOOD-BYE TO THE RUM!"
"No not the rum anything but that" Said Jack
"1-2" Said Elizabeth
"OK...OK" Said Jack
"Now love...give me the rum"
"Fine"
Elizabeth gives Jack the rum
"Well now where to Elizabeth"
"HOME...NOW!"
"As you wish"
Jack drinks the Rum
"why does he get the rum and i don't?" Said Will
"Cause that's the only way to keep a caption like him happy...Rum" Said Elizabeth
"Great...wait so now you're on his side?" Said Will
"No i am not"
"Yes you are"
"Well then have a good time"
"Where are you going?"
"To bed"
"Have fun Sleeping"
"OH I WILL"
"SLEEPING WITH MY TEDDY BEAR!"