This idea literally woke me up this morning so I did the natural thing, I turned on my computer and started typing. I hope you guys like it; and don't forget to review when you finish, please! :D

Ron was cutting up greens for dinner and wondering where Harry had gone off to when Fred walked in and leaned on the doorframe to the kitchen. Ron didn't notice at first, until Fred spoke, that is.

"So, you'll name yours and Hermione's first child 'Fred', yeah?"

Ron, caught off guard, dropped the knife he was using and it landed with a clang as it hit the porcelain sink. "What? Me and Hermione aren't together," he said after what Fred said had processed.

Fred stood straight and scrutinized Ron for a moment before walking over to the drawer with the knives in it and began helping his younger brother cut greens. "Yeah, but you will be. So 'Little Freddie' sounds like a good name, right?"

Ron ignored the question and said, "I'm dating Lavender."

"Quit changing the subject."

Ron looked at his brother as though he were insane. "I thought George was naming his first son 'Fred'? And yours will be 'George'?"

Fred smirked. "We are, but I want all of my siblings to name their child 'Fred'."

"Why?"

"Because 'Fred' is such an awesome name and your child will be guaranteed to be awesome with it. And sexy."

Ron barked out a laugh. "I'm not naming my future child Fred."

"At least make it his middle name." Fred paused before continuing, "Or her. You know, it could work as a unisex name."

"No."

"Come on! I'll even come up with a name for you!" He thought for a moment before saying, "How about Freddie Rose Weasley for a girl? And for a boy it could be Allen Fred Weasley."

"No."

"I like the girl's name. But for a boy; yeah, I see what you mean. It's not unique enough."

"I'm not naming any of my children Fred."

Fred ignored him. "What about Hugo? Hugo Fred Weasley!"

"No."

"That's a great name!"

"My future child will definitely have Hermio- I mean my future wife's input." Fred certainly noticed the slip up. "She probably already has them picked out and everything."

"Fine, I'll talk to her." He finished the green he was cutting and put the knife to the side before washing his hands.

"Who?"

"Hermione."

"Why?"

"Is this the Spanish Inquisition?"

"The what?"

"Nevermind; I'll catch you around later." With that, Fred walked out of the kitchen, leaving Ron to finish the greens by himself.

"Git," Ron said.

Ron looked at his sleeping son in his arms as the memory of talking to Fred about his children's names popped into his mind. Then it dawned on him. Fred went to talk to Hemione about naming her future children Fred.

He succeeded somewhat, Ron thought as he watched his newborn child dream. Fred named both of their children.

Rose Cameron and Hugo Fred Weasley.