Fem Naruto
Naruto's team chapter 1
I was walking to Obaa-chan's office because she summoned me. I was hoping room tops right now and about 3 minutes later, I jumped through the window and said.
"Hey Obba-chan, you want something". She threw an empty sake bottle at me and I ducked instantly and it went out the window. I heard a yell and I burst out laughing. I grinned mockingly ay her and said in a sing song voice.
"You missed". She glared and held up a fist and I put my hands up in surrender. Never mess with an angry Tsunade. I have bumps to prove I've done it. She sighed and I heard laughing. I turned around and saw Kiba, Sasuke-teme, Hinata-chan, Shikamaru, Lee, Choji, Shino and Ino. Obba-chan said.
"I brought you all here because the academy year is almost over and I need some Jounin instructors". I stood there confused. Me? A sensei? I heard a booming laugh I knew too well and turned toward the window to see Jiraiya leaning against the window sill. I grinned at him and said.
"Hey, Ero-sensei". He glared at me and my smile turned into a smug smirk. He said.
"Don't call me that"! I laughed along with almost everyone in the room, Sasuke even chuckled. He looked at Obaa-chan and scoffed.
"You're really trusting the brat with 3 kids that she has to teach". I glared at him. He just smirked at me. Obaa-chan rolled her eyes at him and said.
"They let you didn't they"? He glared at her and she shrugged. I asked.
"Are you sure? Plus you're letting Sasuke-teme teach 3 kids, he'll scare them away with a glare". In return to my words, Sasuke glared at me. I waved him off and Obaa-chan said.
"Yes and didn't you say you wanted to be Hokage". I nodded and she continued. "Then you need to have a team". I frowned and said.
"But your Hokage and you didn't have a team". We all gave her pointed stares or ost of us did. She smirked.
"We all know that you want to be Hokage by how much you shout it out. I never planned to be one in the first place". I pouted and she said.
"At 12:00, you all will get your Genin team of three tomorrow. Remember to give them a Genin pass test tomorrow". She gave me and Sasuke a pointed look. "Please, if you going to pull a Kakashi, don't show up too late or fail them on purpose". I grinned after while Sasuke grunted an 'Hn'. We all agreed and she handed us three files each. We all walked into the Jounin lounge room. I looked at Sasuke and asked.
"What team did you get, Sasuke-teme". He rolled his eyes and opened the folders of the kids he had to test. He said.
"Some civilian boy and a boy and girl in the Aburame clan". I nodded and said.
"Heh, well. I got… a Inuzuka, Hyuuga and Hanuro". Hanuro? I looked closely at her description and almost laughed. Pink hair and green eyes. It said sister of Hanuro Sakura. I really laughed this time and said.
"Hey, Sakura has a Sister". Sasuke smirked and muttered.
"Don't corrupt her". I glared at him and Kiba asked.
"Which Inuzuka"? I looked at the name and replied.
"Ryo Inuzuka". He laughed and said.
"Ha, good luck with him. You'll fail him for sure". I glared and snapped.
"What's that supposed to mean, dog breath". He glared back and replied snidely.
"Shut up Blondie, he is worse than me and you used to be when we we younger". I blinked, that bad. Ino spoke up.
"Watch it, dog boy. I'm blond". Kiba rolled his eyes.
"I was talking to Naruto-baka". I snorted and said.
"Yeah, I'm the baka. Who beat you in the Chunin Exams"? He growled at me and turned away, pissed off. I looked at Shikamaru and asked.
"Who'd you get lazy ass"? He sighed tiredly at me and said.
"Troublesome. Some Shika-Ino-Cho trio thing". I turned to everyone and asked for who they got and everyone was discussing the teams and what-not for ten to fifteen minutes. I walked out of the building and decided to get some ramen. I was humming and I almost ran into someone.
I looked up a little to see Kaka-sensei with his Icha Icha book in hand. My ears flushed a little as it reminded me that I took a liking to the series, not that I'd tell him that, after all the years I called him a pervert for reading it. Anyway, I almost laughed to see me and Sensei at the same height. He gave me an eye-smile he ruffled my hair, it was a mess like it always was since I was 12, bangs almost covering my headband. I frowned and swatted his hand away. He gave me a hurt look or as hurt he could look with only ¼ of his face. He asked innocently.
"What would you do that, Naru-chan"? I crossed my arms and looked away. I replied.
"I got my first team today". He shook his head and said.
"I know, poor kids". I stuck my tongue out and said.
"Whatever, I was thinking about using the bell test". He nodded and said.
"Yeah, that sounds like a good choice". I talked with Kakashi and we then went our separate ways, but before we did Kakashi called out.
"Oh, Naru-chan. A book store workertold me about a certain series you took a interest in that you told me you'd never read. Who knew little Naru-chan was a pervert.I see I did a job well done". I flushed and said.
"Lies, bye Kakashi-sensei"! I heard him laughing as I quickly walked home. I decided to just go home because it was already dark. When I got home I made some instant ramen and went to bed, wondering what the group about the group of kids I was supposed to teach.
WHEN NARUTO WAKES UP…
When I woke up I walked in to the bathroom to take a shower, not bothering to look at a clock. After I finished that I dressed in a armor fishnet, blue Jounin shirt with the Uzumaki spirals on the sleeves and my Jounin vest. Black pants with orange strips on the sides. I then placed my headband tightly on my forehead, keeping the bands out of my eyes.
I looked at the clock and my eyes widened. I'm going to be late. I didn't want to pull a Kakashi-sensei. I was already 10 minutes late. 3 minutes later I reached the academy and walked in to the classroom. Huh, it was the same one I graduated in as a Genin. I opened the door and grinned at Iruka-Sensei and said.
"hey Iruka-sensei". He smiled at me and said.
"Hi Naruto-chan. You know you don't have to call me that anymore". I scratched the back of my head and shrugged. I looked at me team and saw that the photos summarized them perfectly, their attitudes too.
Suki Hanuro had a smile, but I could tell it was fake. Ryo Inuzuka huffed and looked away from me and Shi Hyuuga looked indifferent staring at with those creepy eyes, But I'm used to It though because of Hinata and Neji. I racked my brains for an idea of what to do and then got one. I grinned inwardly and said.
"Sorry I was late. A black cat crossed my path and had to take the long way". I chuckled at their blank stares. I told them to meet me up at the roof. I disappeared in smoke and landed on the roof. I sat down and crossed my legs, clasping my hands behind my head and leaned until I touched the pole. A couple of minutes later the kids showed up and sat across from me in the same fashion. I said.
"Introduce yourselves". I removed my hand from my head and pointed at Suki till she saw it and then put in back in its original place. We all waited for Suki to speak up. She did.
"I'm Suki Hanuro and I like my sister Sakura, red bean soup and a lot of other things. I hate Ryo Inuzuka!" She glared at him while Ryo just stuck out his tongue at her. "My hobbies are hanging out with my friends and gardening. My dream… I don't have one yet". At least she is not a fan girl. Not trying to say anything bad about Sakura, but she was annoying in our Genin days. I nodded and pointed at the Inuzuka. He declared proudly.
"Hey, Sensei. I'm Ryo and you're lucky to meet me! I like hanging out with my dogs, hanging with my cousins Kiba and Hana, I also like annoying Suki Hanuro. My hobbies are learning new clan techniques and being with my dog Ricki. My dream is to become a really good ninja". I nodded again, Kiba was right. Aw, man! I sighed and pointed to the Hyuuga boy and he spoke.
"I'm Shi Hyuuga and I like a couple of things. I distaste a lot of other thinks. My hobbies are what I like to do and my dream… to prove something". I could already tell what it was. He has the headband on his forehead; he must be a branch member. Suki frowned and said.
"Hey! You didn't introduce yourself". They were all staring at me and I could tell they were curious. Even if Shi hid it and Ryo just glared. So I shrugged nonchalantly and said.
"I'm Naruto Uzumaki- Namikaze. I like training, ramen and my important people. I dislike arrogant people, liars and people who hurt my important people. My hobbies are to train and be with my friends. My dream is to one day be Hokage". They looked surprised at my forward introduction. I cleared my throat and said.
"Just to let you know, you're not really Genin". She smiled at them and waited for their reaction. Suki eyes and jaw dropped, Ryo glared and Shi eyes narrowed. Kakashi-sensei was right, this is fun. Ryo yelled.
"What the hell do you mean"? I raised my eyebrows and said.
"All 3 of you have a 66% percent rate of failing. I will give you a test of my choice and I will decide if you pass or fail". I then wagged my finger at them and said. "Ryo, you should watch your mouth". I stood up and brushed off my clothes.
"Meet me at training grounds 7 tomorrow at 8am. Oh and don't eat breakfast". With that I waved and poofed away.
The 3 Genin
"She is so annoying"! That was Ryo Inuzuka's reply when the 3 of Naruto's new Genin walked through the village. Suki Hanuro huffed and said.
"For once I can agree with you, Inuzuka. She was so mocking us". Shi Hyuuga stared at them and said.
"We should underestimate her; she is a Jounin for a reason". The two other Genin were grumbling while they went their separate ways. Sakura Hanuro was surprised to see her younger sister grumbling and muttering angrily to herself. She asked.
"What's wrong Suki"? Suki smiled when she saw her sister and then frowned when she remembered meeting her sensei. She said.
"Onee-chan! My Sensei is so weird and she mocked me and my team". Sakura thought she would have a 'little talk' with this so called Sensei, Sakura asked.
"Who is your sensei"? Suki knew Sakura would take care of it, so she said.
"Naruto Uzumaki- Namikaze". Sakura could not help it, she burst out laughing. Suki was annoyed, wasn't Sakura supposed to help her, not laugh at her. Sakura seemed to sense her annoyance and calmed down, she said.
"That's my friend and teammate. She gets real annoying a lot, but she is probably one of the best teachers you will get". Suki walked in her room and glared at the wall. This didn't mean she liked this lady Jounin.
Ryo Inuzuka
Ryo Inuzuka was glaring at everything and Kiba burst out laughing when he saw him. He could already figure out what pissed him off. 'Naruto really was too much.' Kiba asked him innocently.
"What's eaten you"? Ryo huffed and said, still glaring.
"My Sensei sucks". Kiba again laughed and grinned at him, he said.
"Oh come on! She can't be that bad". Ryo said.
"She told us we can't eat breakfast and we might not even be Ninja". KIba said, very amused.
"Damn! She knows how to fight real good, even if I'll tell that to her face. In the beginning Naruto hated her Sensei too". Ryo an Kiba laughed about to together. Ryo decided to listen to his cousin and watch out for this lady Jounin.
Shi Hyuuga
Shi Hyuuga was frowning the whole way to the Hyuuga compound. This Naruto Uzumaki- Namikaze was a real mystery to him. He saw Neji Hyuuga walking and remembered Neji and Naruto looked about the same age. He bowed to Neji and said.
"Neji-san? Could I have a word with you"? After seeing Neji nod, he continued.
"Do you know an Jounin by the name of Naruto Uzumaki- Namikaze"? Neji said.
"Yes… I knew her since we were Genin". Shi asked.
"Is she…any good"? Neji replied.
"Yes…she even beat me once". Afetr they gave the greeting of goodbyes, Shi stood there shocked even if they barely showed it. After he go home he thought. 'If she beat Neji-san, I better be on my guard'.
Chapter 1 end