A/N: Hi. This is my first Sket Dance fan fiction. It was requested by ToroToro3. I have not read or watched much of Sket Dance, but I have watched enough episodes to fall in love with it. :D
I have kept the first chapter pretty short. Feedback is always appreciated. Review/follow/favourite, if you want to. Do let me know what you think of it. Thanks. :)
A Lovely SKET Dream
His Highness, Grand Wizard/King Fujisaki, aka Bossun the great, perched on his high throne. All his courtiers bowed and resumed their seats as the Great King/Wizard smiled generously at them. The grand minister, Switch the second, rose from his seat and greeted the king with his digital voice. "Greetings, O Brainy One. As you have decided to take half of the day off, you have only one matter at hand to deal with", he said, one hand occupied with his laptop. The Great King pondered loudly, "Is that so? Hm. Alright. Bring it on". Right after the King uttered those words, a young man dressed in tattered clothes was brought inside the court. He struggled to get out of the soldiers' grasp, but they hit him behind his knees, thus making him kneel down. The King said to the soldiers, "Oi. That's enough of that". He studied the young man who was glaring at him. A courtier read it out loud, "This very morning, near the Hot Spring of Angels, where young women tread to take a bath, this offender, Kato Kiri, was found prowling around. He was spotted and yelled at. Our soldiers were informed about this voyeur and they arrested him when he was on his way to the witch Tsubaka's manor". King Bossun closed his eyes and thought, 'The witch Tsubaka… the one whose power rests in her eyelashes. She has been trying to lure my subjects to join her territory since quite a long time. Hm. Something needs to be done about her'. He opened his eyes and stared at Kato Kiri, "You have not learnt your lesson, it seems". Kiri smirked. That made the King even angrier. He pointed at the offender and yelled, "Hey! Who do you think you are?! Some kind of heart throb?! Peeping at young bathing women like that?!". Kiri said in his defense, "I was just looking for my katana which Shinzou, the monkey of the Samurai clan, had stolen. I saw him running towards the spring and I followed him". "Shut up!", the King shouted, "You are notorious for your hobby of stealing other men's women, you home wrecker! Just keep your suave charm to yourself, you hear me?". The Great King realized that he was trailing on a very different path. He cleared his throat in response to the confused stares of his courtiers. "You, Kato Kiri, if you are found executing your perverted fantasies ever again, you will be subjected to divine punishment. For now, you may go", he said. The soldiers uncuffed the offender as per the King's order. He, in return, jerked his hands away from them and walked out of the courtroom.
Minister Switch II said, "My Lord, what should we do about this witch Tsubaka? She is a threat to your kingdom and has been trying to lure our people to join her Alchemist village". King Bossun said, "Send her a letter. Let her know that I challenge her to a battle of wits which will be held in the Sket Chamber tomorrow morning. If she wins, she gets half of my kingdom as her own. If I win, she will have to swear fidelity to my reign". "You got it", the Minister said and began typing the letter. The King yawned and stretched his arms, "Is that all? Can I go now?". "By all means, Sire. All rise!", the Minister announced. The courtiers bowed in reverence as the King rushed out to his palace.
Giggling chamber maids bowed to the King as he passed them while on his way to his chamber. The curtains gently flew in his face. Their soft touch reminded him of the fabric his beloved wore as part of her veil. Smiling to himself, the King entered his bed chamber. The windows were open and a tender breeze flew in. King Bossun called, "My Queen?". He heard a short gasp and scampering steps. The King grinned as he realized what was to follow. He walked in the direction of the noise, "Hilda, my love, where are you?". He strolled slowly around the place. 'Where could she be?', he thought. He walked to the balcony where some maids were making garlands. They greeted the King who gave them a little nod while searching for his lady. He looked around and finally caught a glimpse of her black silhouette. She was hiding behind a palace wall, looking in the other direction and anticipating the King's footsteps. King Bossun slowly tiptoed towards her. "Aah!", his Queen kicked him as he picked her up from behind. The Great King lay on the floor, his cheek swollen because of the sudden attack. His blonde queen crouched down by his side, "I am so sorry, Bossun! I didn't know it was you". He growled in pain, "Who else would dare to do this to you?". "I am so sorry", she said and helped him up. "It's okay", he groaned. The Queen tried to cheer him up, "W-would you like to have some Pelocan nectar? I had it freshly prepared!". The King made a disgusted face, "No, thanks". He dusted his cloak and looked at his beautiful wife. He smiled and cupped her face, "The only nectar I enjoy, is this…". A kiss followed. The Queen blushed furiously at first, but then put her arms around her husband's neck. A gentle peck turned into a hot smooch soon enough. Both of them trying to gain dominance, devouring their better half's mouth. "Mmmmmmm!", the Queen moaned as King Bossun pulled her towards him by the waist, rather roughly. "Let's take this to the chamber", the King pulled away and said breathlessly. His Queen nodded. He kissed her again, a big smile on both of their faces.
"Brother! Big brother! Wake up!", Rumi shook Bossun vigorously. Bossun slowly opened his eyes. He sighed, "What is it?". She frowned, "What do you mean 'what is it'? You fell asleep while studying. And then you were making a weird face like this". She pouted her lips in a comical expression. Bossun straightened up. "I was having such a good dream and you had to come and ruin it", he seethed. Rumi smirked, "Whatever. I thought, it would be better if you read the books instead of drooling all over them". Bossun watched as his sister walked out of his room. He slouched his shoulders and sighed, "It was such a beautiful dream". He stood up and began walking out of his room. It hit him then, 'I WAS DREAMING ABOUT KISSING HIMEKO!'.