Ok, basically, a talk show with Xiahou Dun as the host. You can send a review with a character's nickname(ex: Panda Girl = Xiao Qiao) along with their problem(s), then Xiahou Dun will solve it! (or not)

Enjoy.

*For this, imagine Xiahou Dun wearing a suit with his DW7 hairstyle*

"Hello. My name is Xiahou Dun. I'm a general, but somehow I have to host this show which is- shit, let's just start." Xiahou Dun said, then a staff gives him a number of paper.

"What is this?"

"The requests, sir."

Xiahou Dun reads the name, "Panda Girl?" Then, the screen next to him lights up revealing a crying silhouette, "LORD ZHOU YU, YOU NEED TO LET ME GO TO CAO WORLD-" "Pass." Xiahou Dun said.

Lady Killer

The screen lights up again, revealing a black silhouette but with Guo Jia's voice. "Master Xiahou Dun, how can I sleep with every woman without getting caught?" "I don't know. Pass."

No Self-esteem

"Seriously. Give me your real name or I will just pass everything!" Xiahou Dun said to the producer(me). "Too bad, it doesn't work like that. Now do it!"

No Self-esteem

"Why can't I do everything properly? Does everyone hate me? I am not a good strategist! Just kill me! KILL ME!"

The next thing that was heard was swords clashing then a dying voice, then silence.

"God, this is depressing. Next."

Horny Harp

"Hello, Master Xiahou Dun. Congratulation on hosting the show." Xiahou Dun sighed, "I'm not happy, though."

"Please remember that this is a recorded video and I can not hear nor see your reaction." Xiahou Dun sighed again, "Fine. And what's your problem?"

"Have you ever confused on which man you have to choose? I have two gentlemen who I keep thinking of. One of them is super rich but has too much concubines, and the other one is young and energetic, but I think he's starting to keep a distance from me. What should I do?"

"Finally! A proper request from a nice requester. I know this is Lady Cai, and for your problem, do you know Yue Jin thought you're a grandma now? Also, Lord Cao Cao, yes, he has too many concubines. So to solve this problem, you don't have to choose one of them. You can find another man. Problem solved."

"Hey! You're not allowed to call their real names! That's the requester's privacy!" said the producer. Xiahou Dun ignored her and continues with the requests.

THE STRONGEST MAN EVER EXISTED

"HOW DO I FIND A WORTHY ENEMY WHO CAN STAND MY POWER?"

Xiahou Dun stares at the screen for a while, surprised by the sudden loud voice. "Ehem, didn't you find that when China and Japan becomes one? Orochi? No? Uh..Tadakatsu Honda? Didn't he became your gay partner before? Okay, next."

#1 daughter

"Hello? Uh…I'm in love! Don't tell my father but I'm going to Wei and marry Xu Shu! Ehehee….ehehehe…AHAHAHA" The screen goes black.

"NEXT."

"There's nothing more, sir." Said one of the staff.

"Oh, is that so? Finally, I can go home-" "No, sir…you have to say this first." Said the staff as he gives a small paper to Xiahou Dun.

He stares at the paper, then to the staff, the staff nodded and goes back to his place.

"Do you have a problem? You can't solve it by yourself? Then send your review in the review page!"

"HEY, THAT'S NOT WHAT THE PAPER SAYS."

"THIS IS BETTER THAN THAT EMBARASSING GOODBYE DANCE."