Honeyflower15's version of "The Almost Wedding Ruiners"

It was a normal day on the set for the TDA contestants. Or as normal as it could get around there. Everyone was sleeping peacefully in their trailers, enjoying sleep and for once not fighting, but not for long.

Chris walked in between the two trailers and smiled into the cameras. "This is going to be a fun morning." He said. He cleared his throat and was handed a microform that was attached to a portable and very BIG karaoke machine.

"YO! UP AND AT 'EM EVERYBODY!!!!!!!! TIME TO GET UP!!!!!!!!!!" His shouts were so loud that the trailers shook and everyone fell off their bed.

"Urgh! Must you do that?!" Heather can out first. She glared at Chris combing out the knots in her hair. She really wanted to throw her hair brush at that stupid grin on Chris's face.

"Seriously man." Justin came out next. "If you keep waking me up crazy early lie this, it could so serious damage to my eyes. I mean, I can't have some saggy bags under them and take away some of their beauty." His eyes sparkled into the camera and he smiled showing off his good looks.

"Yeah-Yeah. I get it, you want to sleep more. Whatever. Now hurry up and get dress, we have a challenge to do and not a lot of time." Chris explained and walked away.

"Hm? Wonder what that crazy fool will make us do this time?" LeShawna asked the same thing that was on everyone's mind.

Courtney spoke next while stretching. "Who cares. It'll probably be something stupid, like all the other challenges." She crossed her arms and began to think of types of movies that Chris might make them do.

Duncan looked over at Courtney and smiled. "What's wrong, Princess? Starting to get scared now that there are only seven people here?" He walked over to her and smirked. "Scared your little butt is going to be sent home?" He joked with her.

Courtney still tried from the lack of sleep just sighed and glared at Duncan. "Shut up, thief." She walked back into her trailer with all the other girls and got ready for breakfast and their challenge.

Duncan watched Courtney go back into the trailer still smiling. He had to admit, she looked pretty cute in the morning when she's only half awake. He walked back into the guy's trailer and saw a smiling Harold.

"What are you laughing at, dweeb?"

"Nothing." Harold said turning around and put his shirt and pants on. "Just thinking that Courtney really seems to hate your guts now." He mumbled under his breath.

Too bad Duncan still heard him. He walked over to Harold and pulled on his pants and gave him a wedgie. "You say something, Harold?"

"N-No!" Harold's no came out in a soft squeak. Duncan let him go and he sighed in relief. It hurt to be a guy sometimes.

"Thought so." Duncan grabbed his shirt and walked out and headed to the breakfast tent. He sat down with his team and looked at the food that was in front of them. "Um…I'm no science expert, but I'm pretty sure food isn't supposed to be purple." He shoved the bowl away from him and so did everyone else. No one wanted to get sick from whatever it was that Chief served them.

At that time Courtney walked in with a silver tray and top. She waved to her team and sat down with them. She was just about to lift the top off the tray when she caught sight of the food.

"Uh…? What's that suppose to be?" She wondered if she really wanted to know.

"We don't know." Justin answered. "We're trying to figure it out ourselves." He said looking at Beth and Lindsay who were poking their purple goop with their spoons.

Lindsay suddenly screamed. "I think I saw it move!"

"That's not possible, Lindsay. There's no way food can move on its own." Beth said trying to calm her down. She then turned her attention to Courtney. "What are you doing here anyways? Aren't you supposed to be eating with Chris and Chief eating real food?" Beth crossed her arms. She and everyone else didn't find it fair that only Courtney got all the perks.

"Yeah, I thought like you were too good to eat the food that we are given?" Lindsay added crossing her own arms.

Courtney just smiled at them. "Well I was suppose to, but I told them I rather eat with my team. I still get the good food and stuff, but now…" She lifted off the lid and revealed four plates of real food. "I can get all of you actual food too."

Beth, Lindsay, and Justin just stared at the food and looked ready to cry. They haven't seen real food in so long. This moment was just so beautiful. Each grabbed a plate and began eating.

"Thanks so much, Courtney!" Beth said eating some eggs.

"Yeah. You know at first I thought you were just a mean know-it-all." Lindsay spoke eating some sausages. "But now I see that you're not. You're not mean at all!" She added smiling.

"Thanks." Courtney smiled. "I think." Was that a compliment or insult? She couldn't tell.

Justin picked up a piece of bacon and smiled at Courtney. "You did good. I gotta admit I wasn't to sure about having you on our team, but now I'm glad that you're with us. You really helped us with these challenged, Courtney." He gave her one of his amazing bright and gorgeous smile and ate his bacon.

"Thanks." Courtney couldn't help but blush, she and every other girl knew it. Justin was just plain gorgeous and his charm worked so well on her as it did on all the girls. And Owen.

Over at the Screaming Gaffers table, LeShawna was watching everything that happened between the four teammates.

"Would you look at that?" She pointed at Courtney and Justin who were still talking to each other. Harold looked over but Duncan didn't feel like it. Even though he didn't vote her off, he still didn't trust the girl completely, besides just because he wasn't looking didn't mean that he wasn't listening. "Seems like Courtney and Justin are starting to get along pretty well." She said.

Now Duncan was looking at the Killer Grips table and stared at Courtney and Justin.

"You really think so?" Harold asked. He wondered if it was really true. Although his heart belonged to LeShawna she still lied to him and that hurt him. He still believed the things she told him, just not everything.

She nodded her head. "Trust me. I've been watching them since Courtney got back on. It was a little rocky at first but now…" She looked back over at Courtney for a quick second. "Well let's just say that I wouldn't be surprise if I caught those two making out somewhere."

Harold thought about it before speaking. "Yeah, I guess you're right. I mean they look pretty happy together and…!"

Bang!

Harold and LeShawna both froze and looked over at Duncan. That bang was him stabbing the table with his knife and by the look on his face, he was pissed. Royally pissed off that is. He was glaring at Justin hoping that it would be enough to turn him ugly enough that Courtney would stop starring at him.

"Uh…LeShawna?" Harold moved away from Duncan.

"Yes, baby?" LeShawna was moving away too.

"Maybe we should leave before Duncan starts to us as target practice with his knife." He suggested getting up.

LeShawna was already up with him. "I am way ahead of you."

Both of them ran out of the tent and waited outside for once hoping Chris would hurry up and call them. They didn't wait long and moved back into the tent but not so close to Duncan. His knife was back in his pocket but he was still glaring.

Chris looked at everyone and smiled. He knew this was going to be a fun episode. "Ok everyone. I have a special announcement to make, but first…Courtney and Justin. I need you two to come up here." He called them over and told both to stand on either side of him. Courtney to his left. Justin to his right.

"So…what are we doing, Chris?" Justin was the first to ask. He didn't want to do anything that would hurt his face.

"Oh, you'll see." Chris replied. He cleared his throat before clapping his hands; two curtains covered Courtney and Justin. You could hear them shout their confusion about what was happening to them. When the curtains lifted Justin was standing in a black tuxedo and Courtney was in a pure white wedding dress.

"What the…?!" Courtney gasped and looked at herself. She never imagined herself wearing a wedding gown when she was only sixteen.

Justin pulled out a mirror and looked at himself. "Not bad." He smiled. As long as he looked good, he was happy.

Duncan on the other hand was not happy. "Hey Chris! What up with this wedding crap?! And why are Courtney and Justin the only ones in costume?" He was annoyed now.

'Oh. There ain't no way I'm letting princess marry pretty boy here. Not gonna happen.' He thought crossing his arms and glared. Again.

Chris smile got even wider. "I'm glad you asked that, Duncan. You see this week we're doing a wedding themed movie!" He said. He looked at everyone before continuing. "You see in this weeks episode, Justin and Courtney are two people trying to get married while Beth and Lindsay are two security guards who must stop anything and anyone who wants to stop the wedding." He said throwing two blue police hats and jackets at the two girls.

"And what exactly are we suppose to do?" LeShawna asked raising one hand. "What are we like taking picture or something?" She asked.

"Better not be." Duncan muttered under his breath.

"Not exactly." Chris replied. "It's up to the Screaming Gaffers to do everything possible to stop the wedding before Chief announces Courtney and Justin as husband and wife." He told th"Now Gaffers if you can stop the wedding before Justin and Courtney kiss, then you win, if not then you lose and you have to clean the place up. Killer Grips if you can stop the Gaffers from interfering with that first wedding kiss then you win!"

Lindsay raised her hand. "So…this isn't like a real wedding right?"

"Not really. The way it's done will be real but Courtney and Justin won't really be married. I think." He said wondering himself. "Anyway, wedding starts in half and hour. Grips be ready for anything. Gaffers do whatever it is you need to do to stop this wedding" He put his hands on his hips and looked over at everyone again. "Ok, if you're all ready Grips come with me. Gaffers start planning now while you can." With that Chris walked away with the Killer Grips.

The Screaming Gaffer stayed in the tent planning on what they would do to stop the wedding. Well…sort of.

"Come on, Duncan. We have to make a plan or else we'll never stop the wedding." Harold told his teammate.

"Oh, I'll tell you how we stop this wedding. We go in, trash the place, kick Justin's pretty boy butt, and get out." Duncan replied. He could already imagine kicking and beating Justin, while he cried about how his face isn't beautiful anymore. When he gets done with him, Courtney won't even spare the guy a glance.

"Duncan? Duncan?! Duncan!"

"What dweeb?!" He got out of his daydream and gripped onto the front of Harold's shirt and glared.

"I was just trying to tell you that Chris said it's time for us to start the challenge." Harold told Duncan, trying to get away from his grip. He didn't know the reason why Duncan seemed extra scary today; all he knew was that he had better keep his distance.

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The challenged started and the Screaming Gaffers moved into action. They had three chances to stop this wedding. They either had to destroy the wedding dress or tux, stop the ceremony from happening, or by coming up with a reason why the two shouldn't be married.

"Ok, now who has a plan?" Leshawna asked her two teammates. The three of team were hiding behind a fake wall and looking at the fake church. Lindsey and Beth were outside dressed in police outfits.

"Hmm? Maybe we should create some kind of distraction?" Harold opted.

"Gee, you think?" Duncan said trying hard not to just run over and bust down the doors. He would stop this wedding not matter what.

Leshawna glared at Duncan. "Well do you got any ideas besides kicking Justin's butty?" She asked him. She knew why he was so upset, and felt a little sorry for him, but just because she felt bad for him, didn't give him the right to be such a jerk.

"Who needs a stupid and complicated plan? It's Justin. If we do even one little thing to his face he'll freak and won't show up for the wedding." He explained to them.

They thought about it and agreed. "Ok, so what should we do?" Harold asked. "I mean we not only have to get past Lindsey and Beth, but we have to find Justin too." He added.

Duncan thought about this fact and scanned the area. "Follow me." He moved slowly away from the wall, with Leshawna and Harold following, and moved to go behind the church and snuck into the back door.

"Too easy." He took out his knife and began to pick the lock. He just got it open when footsteps were heard.

"Hi Guys!" Lindsey came over and waved to them. "What are you guys doing? They wedding guest go in the front, not the back." She said pointing to where Beth was.

"Lindsey!" Beth came running over to them.

"Huh? Oh, hi Beth." She waved to her nee BFF. "Look. I found some more party guest for Justin and Courtney's wedding!" She shouted happily.

"Courtney and Justin are not getting married!" Duncan shouted out standing up. Just hearing Lindsey say that Courtney was getting married was pissing him off.

Beth sighed at her BFF and put her hands on her hips. "Lindsey, these guys aren't wedding guest. They're wedding crashers! They want to stop the wedding from even happening!" She said.

Lindsey blinked a few times before the words actual processed in her head. "Oh!" Both girls glared down at the three Screaming Gaffers. "Sorry, guys but I can't let you in. Courtney and Justin are getting married and it's mine and Beth's job to make sure that they live happily ever after." Lindsey told them.

Duncan had finally had it. "That's it!" He moved away from the two girls and kicked down the back door.

"Stop him!" Beth shouted. She and Lindsey ran at him but Leshawna and Harold pushed them away.

"Come on, Duncan, we have to go. There isn't enough time to stop the wedding without getting caught." Leshawna said grabbing onto Duncan and pulled him away.

"Argh! Let go of me!" He tried to get out of her grip, but Leshawna held him to tight.

"Just forget it man, we'll get them later." Harold said running away with them.

But Duncan didn't hear him. While being pulled away he saw Courtney through the now open, and broken, back door. He looked at her in her, fake, wedding dress and vowed that he would not let her marry that stupid pretty boy Justin. Not on his life!