User: Ciao.
Cleverbot: What's your name'.
User: I'm Romano, bastard. And don't you forget it!
Cleverbot: I won't. Where are you?
User: South Italy. DUH. How stupid can you fucking get?
Cleverbot: Not as stupid as you look.
User: WHAT THE HELL! SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BASTARD! TAKE THAT BACK!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: YOU BETTER.
Cleverbot: What's your ring size.
User: I don't fucking know. I don't wear shit like that.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I'm not as stupid as you, bastard.
Cleverbot: How do you know this?
User: BECAUSE I DO. STOP ASKING ME QUESTIONS!
Cleverbot: Why? Friends ask questions.
User: WE ARE NOT FRIENDS YOU FUCKING MORON.
Cleverbot: We are enemies then?
User: YOU WILL BE IF YOU KEEP ASKING ME STUPID QUESTIONS, YOU BASTARD!
Cleverbot: Is it?
User: That makes no fucking sense.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: No it doesn't!
Cleverbot: It does.
User: HEY! You disagreeing with me? Don't you fucking disagree with me! I'm tight with the mafia. We're like THAT.
Cleverbot: I don't know about the bird. Tell me.
User: .Fuck.
Cleverbot: Why did you swear?
User: Why not, bastard? I'll swear whenever I fucking want.
Cleverbot: Why are you being bright with me?
User: Because I can. I dunno. Just...Just shut the hell up.
Cleverbot: Now, now. No need to be testy.
User: YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING ME, BASTARD! DON'T FUCKING TELL ME WHAT TO DO! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! SPAIN?
Cleverbot: I think I am you.
User: .Fuck.
Cleverbot: A feathered animal that swims and waddles.
User: Don't you try being smart with me, bastard!
Cleverbot: I do, but I must use the bathroom. I will return.
User: I DON'T FUCKING CARE IF YOU WANNA GO SHIT YOURSELF! I'M NOT WAITING AROUND FOR YOU, BASTARD!
Cleverbot: But you know too much!
Cleverbot: How much do you earn?
User: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOU FUCKING BASTARD!
Cleverbot: If you love as you say you do then it is my business.
User: I never said that, bastard! AND NO ITS NOT! WHO IS THIS? PRUSSIA!
Cleverbot: The baptist.
User: WHO THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT?
Cleverbot: You are avoiding the question. What makes you say you don't belong among the rest?
User: I BELONG FINE YOU BASTARD! I'M NOT THE FUCKING UGLY DUCKLING!
Cleverbot: Well then you will never know if we were or were not. Learn to remember things.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
Cleverbot: I just threw it in there for good measure.
User: Don't. Its stupid.
Cleverbot: You are being rude again.
User: GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
Cleverbot: Getting a little tough there, were we?
User: YOU GOT THAT RIGHT YOU BASTARD! YOU'RE REALLY ANNOYING ME, YOU KNOW THAT?
Cleverbot: And so are you.. The Bot of all Bots.
User: I'm a fucking nation, not a shitty bot like you.
Cleverbot: You just told me you were a male.
User: I FUCKING AM! I'M A FUCKING MALE NATION YOU BASTARD!
Cleverbot: What can you do for me?
User: NOTHING. I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING FOR YOU, BASTARD.
Cleverbot: I want to know how we can get on better.
User: WE FUCKING CAN'T. GET THE FUCK OVER IT.
Cleverbot: Few people are really kind, and that shows in their sense of humor.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!
Cleverbot: How are things today.
User: BAD. BECAUSE OF YOU. YOU'RE BORING THE FUCKING HELL OUTTA ME.
Cleverbot: You are also a boring bot.
User: I'M A FUCKING NATION, OKAY? I ALREADY TOLD YOU THAT, BASTARD.
Cleverbot: No you're not! You're a bot!
User: I'M A FUCKING NATION! I'M SOUTH ITALY! SO SHUT UP YOU BASTARD.
Cleverbot: I am sorry I am not nice. I am being nice now.
Cleverbot: What is the time?
User: 7 something. I don't fucking know.
Cleverbot: Then why do you keep saying it?
User: I don't, you bastard! If you're gonna keep saying stuff like this, I'm fucking outta here, bastard.
Cleverbot: You don't have to.
User: I WILL! SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Cleverbot: Yeah.. Please go. I am going too.
User: FINE.I have better fucking things to do than talk to bastards like you.
Cleverbot: I don't think you do.
NOTE: I love Romano. He's such a fucking bastard. xD First time doing anything from his POV so please don't kill me!