Simpsons: Bart Goes Postal



By: TimCush

A/N This story is about Bart Simpson going crazy. Some things will be changed.



Ch.1- Mindsweeper

1 "Bart! Where's my wrench?" Homer yelled

"What do you need it for? You don't know how to use it!

"Why you little?"

"Ok.Ok. It's in my treehouse." Bart went outside and started to climb it. He reached for the top accidentally knocked the wrench down.

"Whoa!" Clonk. The wrench fell down and hit Bart in the head He fell down the ladder and hit his head on a rock. Then a stray dog bit him in the head. Bart blacked out from a massive head trauma. Then a bird pooped on his head.

"There's my wrench." Homer says. He walks away without noticing Bart.

"Baaaart"

"Wha" Bart saw nothing but darkness. "Who is it?"

"It's me. Joe Jinkleberry."

"Who?"

"Your old neighbor."

"Oh…How come it's completely black in here?"

"Bart, do you know where we are?"

"Yeah. We are in my treehouse. I'm getting my dad a wrench.

"No Bart. You have already done that. I'm inside of your head. You were knocked unconscious and that is how I got inside of you. Do you remember knocking the wrench on your head?"

"Uhhh. Oh yea."

"No Bart. You don't. I knocked the wrench on your head. I needed to get inside of you. We were good friends. Then I moved. I couldn't stand the people. They made fun of us for being friends. Now Bart. We need revenge. Together we will rule the earth!"

"Sounds cool. Can I drive the tank and kill Skinner?"

"Sure whatever."

"What about Milhouse?"

"Who is Milhouse?"

"A kid who moved in a couple houses down after you moved. He is my new best friend."

"Ok" So the three of them were now one big unstoppable team. Well, not unstoppable. Yet. The first person they decided to attack was Skinner.