"No."

"Please."

"No."

"Pretty please."

"No."

"Pretty please with a cherry on top."

"Kurt, foh the last time no, means no, as in ah ain't gonna do it!"

"But Rogue…"

"Fine."

"Really?"

"No."

"Not fair."

"Life ain't fair shugah."

"Pleeeeaaassseee."

"Hmmm, let meh think abou' that uhh no."

"If you don't say yes I'll get Evan on zhe phone and get him to do it vith me." Kurt replied matter-o-factly.

"Whatevah."

Kurt ran off to get the phone and call Evan. Rogue rolled her eyes, just waiting for Kurt to get yelled at by Evan for waking him up.

Ring…Ring…Ring

Redial.

Ring…Ring…Ring

Redial

Ring…Ring…Ring

Rogue stifled a laugh. Everyone except for Kurt would have the sense not tah call Evan in the morning. Oh mah god, he forgot abou' the time difference. This time she couldn't hold back the laugh.

"Wussup dude?'

"Hey, Evan I need you to get Rogue to come and do some counseling at Blood Moon camp."

"Kurt!" Evan practically screamed into the phone."You do realize that there is a three hour time difference between California and New Jersey!"

Man, does he realize that he has that thing on speakerphone? Rogue wondered.

"Is zhat a yes?" Kurt asked, completely oblivious that Evan was fuming mad at him.

"What to?" Evan questioned sleepily, while deciding it was best to just give up.

"Telling Rogue to be a councilor."

"What do you think it is?" Evan asked, sarcasm dripping from his sentence.

"So zhen it's a yes."

"No it is a definite no."

Apparently he doesn't. Rogue thought.

"Please, vait are you going to be a councilor there?"

"Yes, I am."

"Zhen tell her that doing the counseling vill be fun."

"No."

Idiot. Maybe ah should take pity on him and say yes. Nah than ah will have tah be a councilor foh a bunch of kids. But then again they are fifteen through thirteen, so they won't exactly be kids. Oh wait but then there will be hormones and crushes and dating. Ah am not giving out dating advice.

"Vhy not?"

"Well number one; because you woke me up, number two; it is not fun and number three: you're seriously pissing me off!"

"But ve are family; vhe're supposed to piss each other off." Kurt whined.

He has a point. Family members are supposed to piss each other off, and he does a bang up job of it to.

"You know what, Kurt if what you just told me is true then you are the best cousin I have ever had. But just because I'm your cousin does not mean you have the right to call me at seven thirty on a Saturday! That is not just crossing the line that is running right past it and never stopping!" Evan yelled.

He has a point, yah never call someone at seven thirty on a Saturday, it's just plain cruel. 'Specially when the person is a skater boy lahke Evan.

"Zhanks." Kurt said smiling at the sarcastic compliment.

I can't believe he doesn't know that Evan just insulted him.

"Hey wait you have no right to say zhat I'm annoying!" Kurt yelled into the phone after a long pause.

And the elf gains a brain. Rogue thought bitterly.

"And it's only ten thirty." Kurt pointed out.

"There is a three hour time difference!" Evan yelled, slamming down his phone. And flopping back down in his bed.

Man he's dumb, and loud. Ah wonder if he will actually let meh finish this book today. Aftah all there are only twenty pages left.

"Kurt!" Rogue yelled.

"Yeah!" Kurt yelled back

"Shut up!"

"I'll shut up for zhe next three days if you promise to become a councilor."

Now he chooses to be smart. But then again three days of bliss, aftah all that means ah don't have tah listen tah Kurt's late night phone calls with Amanda.

"Only if that includes humming and singing!"

"No vay schwester!" Kurt yelled while rushing into the living room, where Rogue was seated on a couch, with a book in hand.

"Then no deal."

"Ok." Kurt replied, defeated.

"Ok, what?" Rogue teased.

"Ok, zhat vill include humming and singing." Kurt sighed.

"Good, now leave meh alone." Rogue said while absently shooing him away with her hand.

"Vait; is zhat a yes or a no?"

It's a fahne, now shut up."

"Fine vhat?"

"Fahne, I'll be a councilor at that camp place if yah shut up for the rest of the week!" Rogue screamed.

"…"

"Kurt?"

"…"

"Kurt?"

"…"

Rogue looked over and saw Kurt duct taping his mouth shut.

Where did he get that duct tape, last tahme ah checked we didn't have any a' that. Has he been hiding that from me? Oh mah god he has, ah am so getting him back foh that!

"Kurt, ah think ah'm gonna call up Amanda and tell her just why you won't be able tah call her foh the rest a' the week. But first ah want yah tah tell meh… or considerin' yah condition write on this piece a paper," Rogue said while grabbing a piece of paper off of a table and grabbing a pen, "just how we are gonna get there considerin' the fact that Logan and Ororo are already at the camp and getting the camp ready foh the campers."

Kurt stared at her, obviously thinking about that for the first time.

"Yah mean yah haven't even thought that far intah the plan yet!" Rogue scream slash asked him.

He responded by flashing her one of his smiles that he always gives after he pulls a successful prank. And then started writing on the piece of paper. Rogue picked up the paper and read it.

I didn't think about that yet, I was thinking that we could go and pick up Amanda from her house then head to the airport, I already bought you a ticket, you sit imbetween the both of us.

"Ah am not sitting between ya'll, yah will probably be holdin' each otha's hands and starin' lovingly intah each otha's eyes and all that otha shit that couples do, so no thanks sugah."

Kurt snatched the paper back from her and scribbled down his retort.

We don't do couples shit we are respectable and we would never do that to mien schwester, we know you have issues with couples for some reason.

"Oh please ya'll are always holding hands and whispering tah each otha' and just last night yah came home with a hickey, and it was on your neck of all places! And ah don't have issues with people who are in relationships, they just disgust me that's all."

Kurt rolled his eyes and once again wrote on the paper.

Your only saying that because Cody broke up with you, and that was two months ago, when we were still in Mississippi. Get over it.

Rogue glared at the paper, while reading it. "Maybe ah should make it a rule that yah can't write anythin' eitha'. Actually as of now yah can no longer write down anythin', evah. And ah won't tell Amanda why yah can't talk on the phone tah her so yah can explain it tah her yarself." Not long after she had finished saying that the phone rang.

Kurt's eyes widened as he listened to the phone ring and then chant Amanda is calling. His eyes just widened more when he saw Rogue smirking at him.

"Does she time these things?" Kurt grumbled to himself.

"Ah am sorreh but did ah just hear yah talk?" Rogue asked him, her smirk growing bigger.

Kurt shook his head no and then ran out the door, and letting it slam behind him.

"Wonder where he's goin'." Rogue said, thinking out loud "Probably to Amanda's place. I wonder what he will do when he realizes that the doors are locked?" she said while walking over and locking all of the doors.

She then flopped on the couch and grabbed her book and began to read.

Yes, finally some peace and quiet, ah wonder what ah will do with these three days of paradise. Well otha' then finish this book a' course.