Yehey!! this will be my first fanfic so I hope you enjoy it!!! I would like to acknowledge alambil felicis and aravis riddle aka my brothers who are totally not my brothers at all because both of them are females...

This Fic tells us what the Volturi does when they are not mentioned in the book... You know, like normal days for them.. well, if the Cullens are the only ones who can live "normally", then think again!!! HAHA!!! Because the Volturi are "normal" in their own way...

Chapter 1: The Volturi and the Applicants

At the Voturi's office, Aro is browsing files while Caius and Marcus are sitting beside him. (You know, like how the Volturi sits when they tortured Edward!?)

Caius: Take the glasses off, Aro. You don't need them.

Aro: We need our disguises too, you know. Let us blend in, like the guards.

Caius: But we are the only ones here. We don't need to "blend in."

Aro: well, you got me. I'm just following the new trend. These glasses are in this season, like the scarf you are wearing. I love the color, by the way. It looks good on you.

Caius: You think so? (smiling) I got this from a bargain shop. There are still many there.

Aro: Really? I think I'd love to buy one. Let us go there some time. What do you think, Marcus?

Marcus: *silence*

Jane enters with more folders in her hands. The three sat elegantly, like they were not talking about anything.

Jane: Master, here are the files of the new "guard applicants". There are so many of them that I suggest you take a good look at everything.

Aro: Thank you, Jane. You could go and torture yourself, if you can do that! HAHAHA!

Jane took a bow and left. Aro started to shift through the folders.

Caius: You know Aro, this generation is already "high-tech." Why not use those things they call "computers" to search for applicants. That way we don't have to put up banners saying, "Hiring Vampires with Special Abilities." The public thinks it's a joke. They think we are so desperate in beating the other clans.

Aro: Don't worry. I've commanded Demetri to look for a good kind of computer.

Caius: That's wonderful! (jumping up and down like a little girl)

Aro: Look here. This applicant's special ability is to glow-in-the-dark.

Caius: that may be useful to us, Aro.

Aro: Useful? How?

Caius: he will be a good decoration at the lobby of course! We can attract more humans if we have him. They will think they are in a circus.

Aro: you do have a point. What do you think, Marcus?

Marcus: *silence*

Aro: (marked the folder "accepted" then looked at another folder.) This one is an illusionist. (throwing the folder) WE don't need that.

Caius: What? That is a very useful gift!

Aro: No it's not.

Caius: Why?

Aro: I'm always making my own illusions and I'm pretty good at it.

Caius: So that's why you were not usually blinking!

Aro: you're not usually blinking yourself, too, Caius. Are you making your own illusions, too?

Caius: no, I just love to stare at your hair. It's so dark. I was planning to dye my hair black, like yours.

Aro: Really? I envy your hair, too. But I'm afraid it won't agree with my skin tone.

Demetri enters with loads of boxes stacked on his arms.

Demetri: Master, here is the computer set I've searched for you.

Aro: Okay Demetri, you can go and track yourself down… if you can do it!

Demetri left and Aro stood up and examined the contents of the boxes. With one hand, he lifted a 25-inch monitor.

Caius: What are these contraptions?

Aro: I don't know. But these better be useful. (Drops the monitor that shattered on the ground) I'm hungry. Heidi! (Going back to his chair)

Heidi: Master. (Taking a bow and handing the three a menu)

Aro: I would like a type AB please!!!

Caius: Mine would be the negative B. (author's note: is there even a blood type that is –B?)

Marcus: (pointing to the words saying: "Blood type: O")

Heidi: Please wait for your order, Master.

After a few minutes of waiting, Heidi came back with three people.

Heidi: Type AB for Aro (a woman about 22 years of age). Type O for Marcus (a man working on a construction site). Type negative B for Caius. (a gay person). Enjoy your meal! (exits)

Aro: Dig in!

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Marcus: (burp)

Caius: Gay blood is really delicious. Shall we continue our quest for more Volturi guards?

Aro: This one is a time traveler. (Throws the folder.)

Caius: Why are you always throwing the good ones?

Aro: We don't need a time traveler. We've already lived in the past so we don't have to go back. What we need is to see the future. We need Alice.

Caius: Why did you go serious all of a sudden?

Aro: What? I'm composing a song called, "We Need Alice".

Caius: Huh. Nice lyrics.

Aro: Let's get back to business, shall we? (Reading an application form). This one is a tickler.

Caius: A tickler?

Aro: "Can tickle anybody using their minds." That's what it says here in the form.

Caius: That would be fun. That person can have a duel with Jane. Let's see who'll win. I bet my library that the Tickle-guy will win.

Aro: I'll bet the tennis room for Jane. I have trust in that kid..

Caius: Game on!

Aro and Caius suddenly noticed Marcus.

Aro: What is wrong with you, Marcus?

Caius: Yeah, You are completely shaking!

Aro: (gasp!) Don't tell me you are a werewolf! I mean, shape shifter!

Marcus: (brings out a phone from his pocket and answered the phone.) Hello…

Caius: (Whispers) I thought something strange was going on.

Aro: But it is a good thing he talks over the phone. Even if the only word he said was "hello".( turning to Marcus) Who called?

Marcus: Carlisle.

Aro: Carlisle? What does he want??

Marcus: (shrugs)

Caius: (whispers) He is going to be silent again in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1… (Awkward silence)

You think its not yet finished??? Well yeah! It isn't!!! let us learn to be patient and wait for the next chapter...