Hawaii Vacation Gone...Wrong!

Summary: Zoro, Ace, Luffy, Robin take a vacation to Hawaii...and everything seems to go wrong.

Pairings: AcexLuffy ZoroxRobin

Warning: Randomness. I'm taking some facts, and mixing them up. So if you go: that's not real. It's because I made it like that!

"Please, Ace! Please!"

"No Luffy! Now let go!"

"But Ace~!"

"Luffy! The answer is no, and is gonna remain no! Now let go!" Ace continued to walk down the street, Luffy still holding onto his ankle.

"Ace!"

"Luffy, let go now or I'll drag you over some cacti!" Luffy pouted and finally let go, knowing that if he didn't, Ace really would drag him over some cacti.

"But Ace, I'm so hungry..."

"Luffy, what don't you understand about 'I don't have any money'?"

"Just start a tab."

"Like Sanji will allow that."

"Then ask Makino."

"No."

"Ace~!" Luffy grabbed onto Ace's ankle again, earning stares from strangers across the street.

"Luffy! Let go!"

"No."

"Dammit Luffy! You're like a frickin opihi!" Luffy let go and looked up at Ace.

"Opihi?"

"Hey Ace. Hey Luffy." Zoro stopped next to Ace and looked at Luffy. "What the hell are you doing on the ground?"

"What is that, Ace?"

"An opihi is a small little creature that lives in a shell. It sticks to the rocks tightly, making extremely hard to get off."

"That sounds like Luffy alright." Zoro commented.

"Can I see an opihi?"

"Well...they live on the Hawaiian islands."

"Hawaii? Can we go there?"

"Sure. Let me get my money out of the bank."

"Okay-- wait! Ace, you lied to me!"

"No I didn't. All the money in the bank is in my savings account."

"And how much money do you have in there?"

"Well maybe a few hundred thousand dollars."

"Wow..." commented Zoro.

"You have all that money in there? Where did all that come from??"

"It's called working for a living. Probably something you'll never do."

"But no one else works for a living that I know."

"Luffy..." Zoro and Ace gave an irritated sigh. "Zoro volunteers to help train some of the kids at the dojo, Nami lends money to people and gets back a 300% interest. Usopp sells his little inventions at the Farmer's Mart every Friday, Sanji runs a restaurant, and Chopper is a doctor. Robin is an archeologist and travels around the world to find historical artifacts."

"And what about you, Ace?"

"Luffy, are you serious! I live with you and you don't know what I do? I work for Whitebeard!"

"But you can't earn that much money just working for Whitebeard."

"Luffy, Whitebeard is one of the best payers in Grand Line. And so is Shanks, Mihawk, and a couple of other guys. Now, shall we get the money out of the bank?"

"Yeah! We're going to Hawaii!" Luffy finally got of the ground and bounced around happily.

"Are you two related?" A passing stranger asked Ace while pointing to Luffy. Ace gave a tired sigh.

"Sadly, yes."

"Wow, from the personality, I would say you two weren't. But you two have the same wild hair, so I just..."

"Yeah, we're brothers. Ain't that right, Lu?"

"Yep! Wait-- what was the question?"

"Yep, that's my bro."

~*~*~*~*~

"So how many people can come?"

"Well, so far we got you, me, Zoro, Sanji and Robin."

"Yes." muttered Zoro.

"Huh? You're glad Sanji's coming?"

"Hell no! I'm glad Robin can make it. She's usually so busy, we never get together."

"Oh...Well, they should be here any minute. And, here they are. Hey Sanji, hey Robin."

"Hello Ace-san and Luffy-san. Hello Zoro, how are you?"

"Good and you, Robin?"

"I'm doing rather well."

"Oh Robin-chwan~!" Sanji came and fell at Robin's feet, admiring her rather revealing attire until Zoro kicked him away.

"Don't gander at my girl." And with that, Zoro and Robin entered the plane hand in hand. But despair struck when Zoro got the window seat and Robin didn't. Knowing what his girl wants, Zoro decided to give her the window seat, then all was well again on the plane.

"Okay, that was weird. All they did was sit down, then Zoro switched seats. There wasn't any despa--" Ace bonked Luffy on the head.

"You're not supposed to comment about what the writer writes. You do that AFTER the story is done! Or at least, when the chapter is done. Ok, now, where did Sanji go?" Sanji was just getting on the plane and passed Zoro and Robin who were holding hands. Sanji muttered a curse under his breath when the discovered he sat in the seat across the isle next to Zoro. Yeah, there was an isle to separate them, but that didn't stop them from fighting. Ace and Luffy on the other hand, got the seats behind Zoro and Robin.

"Please Ace! Please!"

"No Luffy! Now let go!"

"But Ace~!"

"Luffy, the answer is no and is gonna remain no!" Luffy pouted and let go of his brothers arm.

"I want the window seat..."

"How bout this: I'll let you sit in my lap when we start to approach the islands."

"Really? Thanks Ace! You're the best brother anyone could have." Ace blushed at the comment, taking it as a praise from his brother.

"Hello, this is the captain speaking. Can I ask that everyone put on their seatbelt. We're gonna leaving in three minutes." Everyone on the plane put on their seatbelt, except Luffy, who needed a little help with his.

"Hold still, Lu. And...there ya go!" Luffy blushed slightly and nodded a thanks to Ace.

"Excuse me, but you two need to stop fighting or else we'll have to kick you off." A stewardess said to Zoro and Sanji.

"Don't worry, it won't happen again." Robin smiled gently at the stewardess. Sanji sighed. Why did Zoro get to sit next to Robin-chwan? It was so unfair! Then, a girl sat down next to Sanji, her gold hair covering her face. 'On second thought, this might not be so bad...'

"Hello there. My name is Sanji. What's you're?" The girl turned to face him, and horror crossed Sanji's face. It was an ugly guy with a beard and nose hairs dressed as a girl. Sanji immediately turned away and reached across the isle, grabbing Zoro's arm. "Help me..." Zoro, who actually felt a little sorry for the blond, came up with an idea.

"You can sit in Luffy's seat until we land. Luffy will just sit in Ace's lap." Sanji nodded.

"Thanks." When the plane took off and it was safe to walk around, Sanji flew out of his seat and ran to Ace's side. "Can I sit here, please?"

"Uh, sure. Hold on just a sec..." Ace pulled Luffy out his seat. He then sat in Lu's seat and set Lu down in his lap. "There, now you can sit in my seat."

"Thanks Ace."

"No problem. How ya doin Lu?" Luffy, who was blushing heavily, just gave a simple 'good'. Ace too had begun blushing after sitting like this for a few minutes.

"Ace?"

"Yeah Luffy?"

"This is gonna be a long plane ride..."

"Yes it is..."

- - - - -

Ace: NOW you can talk about what the author wrote.

Luffy: I forgot what I was gonna say.

Sanji: Sara-san! Why did you have to put me next to that...THING?!

Roo: Because I'm EVIL! MUAHAHA!

Zoro: *sweat drop*

Robin: The next chapter will be out soon if you would like to continue reading, readers.

Roo: Sorry this is messy. I had to rush to put it up cause I don't internet very often. So I'll edit it as soon as possible. Thank you! ^-^

Shuraiya: R&R please.

Zoro: Where did you come from?!