Sister
Disclaimer: I do not own Hikaru no Go. This is my first fanfiction of the fandom.
Note: I really like this pairing. Don't ask.
"Are you serious Yuki?" asked Hikaru, raising his eyebrow slightly. "We've known each other for years, and you're seriously asking me this?"
"Are you serious Hikaru?" questioned Yuki, glaring at the other Go player across the room. "Since when were we on first name basis?"
"Well, I am going to be your-." Started Hikaru, but Yuki interrupted.
"Don't say it. I didn't even know and now you tell me you're getting married?" Yuki had started talking softly but his voice had risen to loud levels.
"Look, I've had a crush on her since she let me in for free." Said Hikaru. "And that was about… Ten years ago."
"Are you telling me your feelings haven't… Wavered?" replied Yuki sternly, remembering his own "fling" with Akari, before she left him for some Shogi playing guy who walked around with a fan… He was at the wedding, Hikaru had, strangely enough, been the best man.
"Nope. Not once." Said Hikaru honestly.
"… Are you being honest with me, Shindou?" questioned Yuki. "Are you telling me you've never looked at another woman?"
Hikaru blinked.
"I guess it's true." Said Hikaru thoughtfully. "Brother's never check out their sisters. Even if I wasn't so crazy about her that I'd dojust about anything for her, she is hot. And when she's in the mood-."
Yuki decided now was the best time to interrupt. He really did not want to know the sexual activities of his sister, or Hikaru for that matter.
"That's wonderful." Drawled Yuki.
"Yes. I think it is." Said Hikaru with a small grin. "Man, who needs sleep when every night…"
"That's wonderful." Repeated Yuki dryly. "If what you say is true, I'm surprised I'm not an uncle yet."
"Hey!" exclaimed Hikaru, standing up and knocking over his chair. He took a deep breath and calmed himself. "Do you seriously think that I'd actually get her pregnant before our wedding?"
Yuki's elder sister chose that moment to burst into the room.
"Hikaru-kun! I'm pregnant!"
Hikaru promptly lost the "cool" he had been holding through Yuki's short "interrogation" and passed out. Yuki fell off the chair he had been sitting on, partly from shock and partly from laughing so hard.
Fin