Disclaimer: I didn't make up these deaths I got them from them from evil berzerker (instead of it being the age you die its how many minuets until you die) and I don't own ouran high school host club, if I did then I wouldnt let the anime be so short. Also, this is my first fanfic so it might be, and most likely is, bad.

Kyouya was searching the internet when he came across a death prediction site. "A death prediction site? How stupid." he said, but curiosity got the best of him and he checked it out. It looked a bit interesting so he filled out the questions.

1. Name: Kyouya

2. Age : 17

3. History of heart disease in family? No

4. Socially you are: Loner

5. Number of pets: 0

6. Do you wear a watch? Yes

7. Approximate Height: 70 inches

After he go done he clicked the button that said "predict!" and his prediction showed up. Kyouya: in 57 minuets you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

"Thats the most idiotic thing I've ever heard..." he sighed as he turned off his computer. Study hall had just ended, and it was time for him to go to the club. Who knows what they might do without "mommy". As he walked in the door he could see that today they werent going to cosplay. "Good," he thought, "I'm not in the mood to cosplay."

"Kyouya, those bothersome twins forgot to bring the new cosplay costumes from their mother so we cant do anything today..." Tamaki whined.

"It's not our fault. You called for them at six this morning . We didnt have time to get them." Hikaru and Kaoru said lazily.

"Awww I was looking forward to cosplaying... werent you Takashi?" Hunny asked.

"Yeah." Mori stated.

"Hey everyone, the clients are starting to arive," Haruhi pointing out the fact that some girls were standing at the door.

The day was just like any other day at the host club. Tamaki flattering his clients , Hunny and Mori eating cake and drinking tea with their clients , Hikaru and Kaoru doing their usual 'brotherly love' act, Haruhi talking with her clients , and Kyouya handling the clubs finances and scribbling on his notebook.

After the second 20-minute shift a brunette girl came up to Kyouya. "Umm... excuse me but I was wandering if you could tell me what this is..." she said kind of shyly.

Kyouya looked at her and then at the piece of paper, it was clearly an illusion picture . "Sure," he said taking the picture. He looked at it for a second, then realized that it was too dark in his corner. As he started walking toward a window he realized it was a 3-d bicycle. Then he stumbled over a bottle of lotion, and the two 9 volt batteries that he had in his pocket fell out, and he hit his head on them, knocking him unconscious . To his dismay the lotion had busted open and he drowned in it.

Everyone started running around screaming. Every client ran out of the 3rd music room as fast as they could.

"Oh my god! You killed Kyouya!" Hikaru yelled.

"You bastard!" Kaoru said under his breath.

"To think that Kyouya died under such random circumstances... why did he have two nine volt battery ?" Haruhi asked noticing the way he died,"Its kind of odd dont you think?"

"Kyouya!" Tamaki cried and turned into the drama king.

"Ooooo look at the last thing Kyouya looked at on his laptop!" Hunny exclaimed

Everyone went over to Hunny. "Death predictions? Why would Kyouya look up something that pointless ?" the twins said in unison .

"It's not like Kyouya to look up things like that." Tamaki said, now over Kyouyas death.

"Wonder if thats why he died?" asked Haruhi.

"Hey lets look and see what he rights in his notebook! I've always wondered what he puts down..." Hunny said, going over to the sobbing drama king and the lotion soaked Kyouya. He picked up the notebook, witch had not been damaged by the lotion, and read it out loud. "Today I found the most immature site ever. Apparently it predicts your death, but the way I'm supposedly supposed to die is somehow connected to lotion, battery , and a photo of a bicycle..." Hunny skipped some parts and started reading again "Ohh wow I just found some nine volt batteries what dumb luck."

Hikaru and Kaoru burst out laughing. "So it was a diary?!", Hikaru said while laughing .

"This is too much!", Kaoru exclamed.

"But wouldnt that mean that he did die because of it?" Haruhi pointed out.

"Just because he died like that doesnt mean the site actually predicted his death... did it?" Hunny asked.

"I guess we have to test it out on something..." Tamaki said looking at the screen again.

"Like what? We cant use people case its real," Haruhi stated trying to cover up the fact she thought that it might be real.

"What about Tamaki's teddy bear," the twins said in a mocking tone,"I mean, who would want a thing that has no emotion?"

"You take that back about my teddy bear!" Tamaki yelled.

"Okay, we'll test it on Tamaki's teddy bear." Haruhi said taking the laptop from Hunny, and she started filling it out. "Name... uhh... Teddy bear... age...17... heart disease... no... socially you are... antisocial I guess... pets... zero... do you wear a watch... no... height... nine inches..." mumbled Haruhi.

"Haruhi! What are you doing?! Are you actually trying to kill my teddy bear?!" yelled Tamaki franticly.

"No, I'm just proving that this site doesn't actually kill people." Haruhi said in monotone. She looked back at the screen and clicked 'Predict !'.

"Noooo!" Tamaki yelled.

Well thats my attempt at a chapter so tell me what you think. Ohh and I dont have anything agenst Kyouya, but I thought that itd be funny to have the smart one gone first. (Plus I couldnt think of anything funny for Kyouya to do or say -.-)